Md and Shateh: Subway's Haunted by Idiots

Emmet- Haxorus♂, Durant♂, Eelektross♂, Galvantula♀, Archeops♂, a few billion Joltiks, Gurdurr♂
Ingo- Chandelure♂, Klinklang, Garbodor♂, Crustle♂, Excadrill♂, *Litwick♀, Boldore♂, _^Banette♀

Emmet: *walks in with his usal cup of coffee* Here I am ^^
Ingo: Hello Emmet.
Emmet: Heya. *gestures to Gurdurr to follow* Ya ready for today?
Ingo: I believe so.
Emmet: ^^ *runs off, Gurdurr following.*
Cameron: Hello Emmet.
*Emmet glomps him* Morning, Cameron!
Gurdurr: *Is all like "I don't even know"*
Cameron: You're more hyper than usual.
Emmet: Haha, really? Don't feel any different. Anyway, I'll see you again later *gestures to Gurdurr, who waves at Cameron before following him in*
*LATER, when the switch to the SuperSingle..*
Emmet: *glomps Jackie* Hiah!
Jackie: *Jumps in surprise*
Emmet: *lets go* Hiah, Jackie *he's got another cup of coffee. He hasn't realized its caffiene still*
Jackie: You're...um, pretty hyper right now.
Emmet: *laughs* That's what Cameron said! *and Gurdurr finally catches up. He stopped off somewhere*
Jackie: But sir, it's true! You ARE hyper right now..!
Emmet: *shrugs* Hey, at least I'm not Ingo right now XD
*Gurdurr rolls his eyes, and goes in, prompting Emmet to follow*
*LATER AT BREAKKKKKKKKKK*
Emmet: *scares the crap out of Ingo by glomping him out of nowhere*
Ingo: *Shouts in surprise. He'd swear if he wasn't at work, but yeah.*
Emmet: HiahIngo
Ingo: Calm down, will you? *Not amused*
Emmet: Ican't! Someonemadecaffienethismorninginsteadofdecafff~
Ingo: ...?
Emmet: *attempts slowing down, and shakes the nearly empty cup* Not DECAFFFF.
Ingo: ...Well.
Emmet: *nearly drags Ingo off to break. Gurdurr just walks behind them, shrugging to Ingo*
*Ingo is not amused by this*
*So breaktiem happens. So they go to teh multi trains. And Emmet is bloody hyper the whole way through*
Ingo: Today seemed to be longer than usual.
Emmet: Noideawhatyourtalkingabout. *he's still hyper, and Eelektross is all like "What are you on, dude"*
Ingo: ...How many coffees did you have?
Emmet: UUHHHH Twoorthreeorfruffrillion, IDK, lostcount.
Ingo: You're going to crash. Badly, might I add.
Emmet: YeahIknowbutohwellithappensanditsnotmyfault
Ingo: ...*Pulls a face*
Emmet: *pulls the unamused face right back, and laughs* Yourfaceisgonnafreezelikethat. OHWAIT LOLOLOL
Ingo: ....
Emmet: *returns Eelektross and Gurdurr*
Ingo: ...
Emmet: *still bouncing*
Ingo: ...*Staring at Emmet* Quit it.
Emmet: I-I-I c-can't!
Ingo: Yes you can.
Emmet: IfIstop,I'mgonnacrash!
Ingo: ...Then crash.
Emmet: B-butwe'reseeingElesalater!Idon'twannacrash!
Ingo: ..Fine. Keep bouncing.
Emmet: *gets off the train, and starts off to the office. You can literally see him slowing down*
Ingo: *Follows, and is mentally counting down*
*Emmet barely makes it to the couch before collapsing*
Ingo: *Chuckles* Saw that coming.
Emmet: ..............
Ingo: *Pokes Emmet*
*Emmet doesn't respond*
Ingo: *Pokes again. But this time it's more of a jab*
Emmet: *weakly looks at Ingo*
Ingo: Get up.
Emmet: *doesn't even have the energy to respond*
Ingo: *Sighs* Will I have to drag you?
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Emmet: *takes a few minutes to recover some energy*... Ok, I think I'm done crashin' XD
Ingo: Good.
Emmet: *is silent for a moment, then he jumps up* Oy, lets not keep Elesa waiting, huh?
*So they go and spend some time with Elesa. A FEW HOURS LATER, walking up to the front door...*
Emmet: ... No, I'm serious, I honestly saw a Regirock back there. You're blind.
Ingo: You're seeing things.
Emmet: *huffs* I AM NOT. Do you want me to go back and prove it?
Ingo: *Sighs* No.
Emmet: *makes a face*
*Ingo unlocks the door. Again, he's using ~OBVIOUS SORCERY~*
*Emmet has disapeared using similar sorcery. Galvantula does not look amused.*
Ingo: Where did Emmet go...?
Galvantula: *points back the way they came*
Ingo: Hmm..
*Galvantula shrugs and goes in*
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*Ingo follows Galvantula in*
Emmet: *enters moments later, with a huge grin on his face* I TOLD YOU SOOO! *shows Ingo le picture. VS RECORDERS DO EVERYTHING. SHUT UP*
Ingo: ...*Gives Emmet a "Did you just do that" kinda look*
Emmet: *replies by collapsing on the couch and giving him a sheepish grin*
Ingo: ...*Sighs*
*Emmet lets his pokemon out*
*Ingo also does so.*
*This results in Haxorus and Litwick raiding the fridge*
Ingo: STAY OUT OF THE FRIDGE!
*HAXORUS OBTAINED ONE LEMONADE. LITWICK OBTAINED ONE LEMONADE. THE ITEMS WERE NOT PUT INTO AN INVENTORY.*
Ingo: *Is not impressed. At all.*
Haxorus: *gives him a confused look. Its not like he ate everything or something*
Ingo: Make some space on the couch, Emmet.
Emmet: Aw. *does*
Archeops: *sits on Emmet. Just cause*
Ingo: *Sits on Emmet's feet. He did this on purpose.*
Emmet: *kicks him* Was there a reason for that?
Ingo: Nope.
Emmet: *gives Ingo a "That was mean and you should be ashamed" look. It usually doesn't work. XD*
Ingo: *Turns the TV on. He hasn't gotten up, and probably won't anytime soon. XD*
*And then Excadrill gets into the fridge*
Ingo: EXCADRILL, OUT OF THE FRIDGE.
*Excadrill closes the door. With Durant still in there.*
Ingo: ...*Gets up and lets Durant out of the fridge. He also lightly smacks Excadrill.*
*Emmet has escaped to elsewhere by the time Ingo gets back*
*And Ingo then takes the over couch. And falls asleep on it. XD*
*Ingo is woken a short time later by Chandelure sitting on him. And Haxorus is too. Drinking dat lemonade. LIKE A - I'M NOT GOING THERE*
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Ingo: *Grunts. He's probably still half asleep.*
*Haxorus realizes he sat on him and moves rather quickly. So now just his tail is still on Ingo. Chandelure doesn't go anywhere*
Ingo: ...Chandelure, get off.
Chandelure: *moves, but stays next to him*
*Ingo sits up after a couple of seconds.*
*Haxorus gives him a sheepish grin*
Ingo: ...You were sitting on me, weren't you?
Haxorus: *is now on the floor, staring up at him. This is a yes*
Ingo: *Sighs, and goes to check the time.*
*Its about 10.
Ingo: *Goes upstairs to his room.*
*There are a few Joltik*
*So Ingo goes to sleep.*
Emmet: ... you getting up today? *Excadrill is poking Ingo*
Ingo: *Grunts, and sticks his head under the pillow*
Emmet: *hits Ingo with said pillow*
Ingo: *Sits up* I'm up..
Emmet: Don't believe you. Ya said that an hour ago.
Ingo: *Yawns, and gets out of bed.*
Emmet: *chuckles* What's got you so tired? You weren't the one train crashing everywhere.
Ingo: I don't know..
Emmet: If ya still tired, I'll get someone to throw coffee on. I'm outta here. *he leaves*
Ingo: *After getting ready, he goes to work.*
Emmet: What took, Ingo? Kidding, I had one of the Depots put coffee on.
Ingo: Alright then..
Emmet: Well, I'll see ya later *goes out, with Archeops riding on his back*
Ingo: *Slight wave at Emmet. He then goes to get the coffee *
*Emmet sees him when he's switching trains* Hey! Ingo!
Ingo: Oh hi! *Is more cheerful than usual- WAIT HE'S NEVER CHEERFUL WHAT IS GOING ON HERE*
Emmet: *takes one giant step backwards* Uhh, how are you doing..?
Ingo: *Snark snark snarkity snark * I'm FINE.
Emmet: *takes another giant step back* Uh, Ingo. That coffee. Was that decaff?
Ingo: *Le sad* I...have no idea..
Emmet: You're aware that your mood swinging like mad right now, right?
Ingo: *RAAAAEG* YES I'M AWARE!
Emmet: Eep, okay, okay! I'm gonna leave you alone now! *le gone*
Jackie: *was warned already* Good morning, Sir!
Ingo: *Depression* ...Morning...
Jackie: *doesn't say anything else, and just lets Ingo be.*
*LATER AT BREAK. Emmet is already there, and he's reading. BECAUSE HE CAN READ, GASP*
*Ingo appears to be upset*
Emmet: *braces himself* Hey, Ingo.
Ingo: Hey.
Emmet: How are ya doing?
Ingo: *Ish grumpy now* I'm doing just fine..
Emmet: Okay... *he has considered getting a little coffee, but has decided against it for OBVIOUS reasons*
Ingo: ...
Emmet: ... ya sure you're okay?
Ingo: *Brightens up quite suddenly* Oh yes! Quite sure. ^^
Emmet: *leans back in his chair a little* If you say so
Ingo: Don't believe me? *He's smiling, although it's more a smirk if anything..*
Emmet: *falls out of his chair* Ingo, that's enough! You're creeping me out!
Ingo: *Completely flips, and starts shouting and insulting Emmet in MANY WAYS. But I'm not going into that. Lotsa cussing. *
Emmet:
Isadore: *pokes his head in* Dafuq?
Ingo: *His insults and shouting eventually turns into a rant, AND THEN HE STOPS MAKING SENSE.*
Emmet: *is starting to get angry himself. Ingo hit multiple buttons in that rant*
*And Isadore runs off while saying "Da fuq" OVER AND OVER AGAIN.*
Emmet: *finally loses HIS temper, flips over a table, and starts ranting right back, using many words that are not generally in his volcabulary. And curses. Lots of em*
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*After some time, Ingo just shuts his mouth and ATTEMPTS to calm down.*
*But Emmet is still really ticked off, and he storms out after kicking the door open. This almost hits Cameron*
Cameron: If I may ask, what in all of the Distortion World is going on in here?!
Ingo: ......*Takes a deep breath, although his voice is rather shaky* I...I insulted Emmet...
Cameron: ... if you're wondering, Isadore thought it would be funny to have Emmet get hyper again, but I see he didn't get to the machine first this morning.
Ingo: ...."Funny"?
Cameron: *shrugs* I don't think it went according to plan, if you didn't notice him earlier.
Ingo: ....I'll deal with Isadore later.
Cameron: *nods* For now, lets just focus on figuring out where your brother went.
Ingo: Alright then...
*AND SO THEY GO. And they hear Emmet ten seconds later.*
Ingo: ....*Clenching and unclenching his fists.*
Cameron: ...Should we hurry so that Emmet doesn't drown him in Joltik?
Ingo: *Slight nod.*
*Isadore has not yet been drowned in Joltik. He is, however, up against the wall, with Emmet completely flipping out*
Ingo: EMMET!
Emmet: What the hell do you want?!
Ingo: Calm down Emmet! I'll deal with Isadore later.
Emmet: *glares and storms off again. The Joltik do not follow. Neither does Galvantula*
Ingo: *Considers following Emmet, but decides to let him have a moment or two alone.*
Isadore: *slides down the wall, looking terrified like the Scaredy-Skitty he is*
Ingo: ...*Glances at Isadore*
Isadore: *Has no idea how to make sense of what just happened*
Ingo: ...
Isadore: *looks up at Ingo, and squeaks out an apology*
Ingo: ...Apology accepted.
Galvantula: *goes to sit on Ingo's shoulder and head*
Ingo: ...*Is apparently considering going to see if Emmet has calmed down.*
Galvantula: *stays there*
*Ingo pats Galvantula.*
*The fact that she isn't following Emmet is a pretty big hint of how he's doing*
Ingo: ...
*Ingo suddenly turned into a matress for Joltik*
Ingo: ....*Not amused. At all.* Get off.
*And they're all like "NU."*
*Ingo begins to brush the Joltik off.*
*They start to jump back on*
Ingo: *Huffs* Fine. Stay on me.
Cameron: Sir, you look absurd.
Ingo: I'm very well aware of that, Cameron.
Isadore: *chuckles* You look like one of those coats Elesa wears, Sir. *laughs*
Ingo: *Gives Isadore his "Seriously?" look*
Cameron: *goes out of the room, chuckling*
Ingo: *Decides he doesn't want to look like a jacket, and starts to brush the Joltik off again.*
*Galvantula squeaks once, and they all just get off like *LE GONE*"
Ingo: Thank you Galvantula.
Galvantula: *nods*
Ingo: ...I'm going to try and have a word with Emmet now.
Galvantula: *Nods again, but stays put*
*Ingo goes to find Emmet.*
*This doesn't go very well*
*Ingo sends out Excadrill*
Excadrill: Driii~?
Ingo: Could you help me find Emmet?
Excadrill: Exca! *sniff*
Ingo: ...
Excadrill: *leads him out and to the back office. The door is locked*
Ingo: *Knocks on said door* Emmet?
Emmet: What.
Ingo: Will you unlock the door? I'd like to speak with you.
Emmet:.... yeah, yeah, whatever. *the door unlocks*
Ingo: *Goes into the back office*
Emmet: *turns his back to Ingo*
Ingo: Emmet, I'm sorry for insulting you.
Emmet:...... yeah, same. Where's 'Dore?
Ingo: Where you left him.
Emmet: ... yeah, I guess I lost my temper, huh? *pauses* Or did I totally lose it and let it get run over by a train? *laughs*
Ingo: *Smiles slightly* Possibly.
Emmet: *looks at Ingo* Oh, hello Galvantula :3 *Galvantula jumps onto Emmet*
Ingo: Well, let's go.
Emmet: Okay. *and off they go*
Excadrill: *jumps onto Ingo's shoulders. Somehow*
Ingo: ...Really Excadrill?
Excadrill: :3
Ingo: ...Off.
*Excadrill gets down and goes on ahead to the Multi. They are nearly late*
Ramses: B-better hurry up, Sirs ^^
Ingo: We will.
*MUCH LATER, ON THE SUPER MULTI*
Emmet: ... I mean, did you SEE that?! T-that was just freaking awesome- *Emmet is having difficulty expressing how awesome something a challenger did was*
Ingo: Yes, I saw. I do have eyes.
Emmet: *teasing* Like how you TOTALLY saw that Regirock yesterday?
Ingo: Oh, stop it.
Emmet: NU.
Ingo: Knock it off.
Emmet: Why? *lets Archeops climb onto his back*
Ingo: I don't like it.
Emmet: *blinks* Is there ANYTHING you like, Ingo?
Ingo: As a matter of fact, yes, there are things that I like.
Emmet: *fakes a giant gasp* WHAT. I HAD NO IDEEAAAA~
Ingo: Very cute.
Emmet: :3
Ingo: ...
Emmet: *when Ingo isn't looking, he starts messing with his Vs.Recorder. And watches the time when Klinklang got Ingo's coat stuck*
Ingo: *Glances at Emmet, notices he has his VS Recorder out, so he peeks over Emmet's shoulder*
Emmet: *tries to tilt the screen away*
Ingo: ...Delete that video.
Emmet: Wait at least. *the part where Roggenrola jumps in. On the video's angle, it comes out of NOWHERE*
Ingo: ...
Emmet: *Sigh* Okay. *deletes it*
Ingo: Good.
Emmet: Oh, here we are. *gets up* Ready to head out?
Ingo: Yes.
*THEY GO. Emmet beats Ingo to the front door, and he waits*
*Ingo unlocks the door using MAGIC*
*Emmet never ceases to be amazed*
*So Ingo goes inside and lays on the couch.*
Emmet: *goes into the kitchen*
Ingo: *He lets his Pokemon out because he failed to do so earlier.*
*Emmet's pokemon proceed to do the usual*
Ingo: STAY OUT OF THE FRIDGE!
Emmet: Ingo, I can see 'em. Calm down, they aren't making a mess or anythin'
Ingo: ...
*Emmet's pokemon enter the room. NOBODY SITS ON INGO, WHOOP WHOOP*
Ingo: *Starts to doze off*
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*Litwick sits on Ingo. BECAUSE INGO IS A POKEMON CUSHION*
*Ingo apparently doesn't mind Litwick. *
*THEN THERES A HYDREIGON ON LE TV. INGO REACTS ACCORDINGLY IN THE MOST PROPER AND CIVILIZED WAY POSSIBLE*
*Litwick is thrown off from said civilized reaction*
Ingo: Sorry Litwick.
*Litwick replies by sitting on his head and not moving*
Ingo: Alright, you can stay there.
*Emmet finally reappears. Who the hell knows what he was doing*
Ingo: What were you doing Emmet?
Emmet: Counting Joltik.
Ingo: Ah.
*Emmet proceeds to trip over Durant. Durant finds this hilarious*
Ingo: ...
Emmet: *attempts to find space on the couch. When this fails, he sits on Ingo.*
Ingo: Don't get comfortable.
Emmet:... I'm not planning on it. Move. *shifts*
*Ingo makes room for Emmet on the couch.*
Emmet: Thank ya. *gets comfortable*
Ingo: ...
*Emmet nods off after a while against Ingo. D'aw*
*Eventually, Ingo falls asleep too.*
Emmet: *wakes up the following morning with Ingo gone* ?
*Ingo is in the kitchen*
Emmet: *yawns* Morning, Ingo ^^
Ingo: Good morning.
Emmet: *is bumped into by Eelekross*
Eelektross: *looking for food*
Ingo: Eelektross, there's toast on the table.
*Happeh Eelektross is happeh*
Ingo: So, how did you sleep Emmet?
Emmet: Fine, I guess. You?
Ingo: I slept fine.
Emmet: *pauses and runs upstairs. Klinklang had decided to take over Ingo's bed. And is now stuck. In multiple spots.*
Ingo: ? *Follows Emmet upstairs*
*Emmet is trying to free Klinklang. This is going as well as anyone would expect*
Ingo: Oh dear.
Emmet: *notices him* A little help here?
Ingo: Sure I'll help. *He goes over to help*
*They do about as well as expected*
Ingo: Hmm..
Emmet:..... any better ideas?
Ingo: None.
Emmet:.... I have an ideaaa~ *Emmet runs downstairs*
*Emmet returns with Boldore*
Ingo: ...
Emmet:... what? It worked last time
Ingo: ...But last time Klinklang was on my coat.
Emmet:..... I don't know, okay?
Ingo: ...Alright then.
*Boldore gets Klinklang a little free. But not really*
Ingo: *Attempts to loosen the blanket more*
Emmet: *hears someone at the door* AAAAND now we're late. I got it. *runs BACK downstairs*
Ingo: *Still trying to loosen the blanket *
*Cofagrigus enters, prompting another CALM reaction from Ingo.*
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*Cofagrigus starts freeing Klinklang*
Ingo: *After he's calmed down, he helps Cofagrigus as best he can.*
*They free Klinklang*
Klinklang:
*And then Ingo goes downstairs.*
*Emmet is already gone. Ramses is not*
Ingo: Hello Ramses.
Ramses: H-hello Sir. Is Klinklang alright?
Ingo: Klinklang is fine.
Ramses: T-thats good ^^ *calls back Cofagrigus*
*SO THEY GO TO THE GEAR STATION*
*Ingo goes straight to the single line. :U*
Furze: Morning, Sir!
Ingo: Good morning.
*Furze lets him through. LATER*
*Emmet's whistling and making his way to the Super Double*
*Someone sneaks up behind Emmet, grabs his shoulders, and shouts "boo".*
*Emmet jumps like twenty feet in the air*
Ingo: *Begins to laugh* Th-the look on your face...! Priceless!
Emmet: I-Ingo! What was THAT for?! *looks both shocked and rather confused*
Ingo: *He has a HUGE grin on his face* (Someone, call the mental hospital!) Well, why not?
Emmet: *one step back* Ingo, did you have caffiene again...?
Ingo: I haven't had any caffiene today.
Emmet: *looks relieved, and laughs* Can't believe ya got me! I WILL get you back, Ingo! *he runs off*
Ingo: *He heads to the Super Single, still grinning like an idiot. Gasp.*
Jackie: ...? Do I dare ask?
Ingo: I haven't had any caffiene, if that's what you're thinking.
Jackie: That only makes this stranger... Good luck today, Sir!
*Ingo proceeds to kick some ASS.*
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Jackie: How was it today, Sir?
Ingo: It was good. *HE'S STILL SMILING*
Jackie: ..... well, thats good. Good luck later!
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*And so Ingo goes to break. c:*
Emmet: Hey, Ingo ^^
Ingo: Yes?
Emmet: Ya done being me? *he's grinning*
Ingo: Possibly.~
Emmet: *le omnomnomnom*
Ingo: ...
Emmet: So anyway, how were your battles so far?
Ingo: They've been great.
Emmet: Lucky you. I've been breaking about even with mine
Ingo: Is that so?
Emmet: *chuckle* Nooooo, the train exploded. Duh.
Ingo: ...You're joking, right?
Emmet: What do you think? *laughs*
Ingo: *Not amused*
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Emmet: I was joking XD But you were seriosuly creeping me out earlier. Just saying
Ingo: Was I?
Emmet: A little *laugh*
Ingo: ...
Emmet: Anyway *omnomnom* Ready for the multi?
Ingo: Yep.
*AND THEN THEY GO. Ingo never had a single pokemon faint. Emmet was not so lucky.*
Emmet: *holding Durant and giving it berries*
*Ingo is sitting in a seat. And he has Litwick in his lap. *
Emmet: *puts Durant down by Ingo* I'll be right back, kay? :3 *he goes out of the train car*</i>
Ingo: ...Don't even think about it Durant.
Durant: *gives Ingo a look, and puts his head down*
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Ingo: *Pats Durant. Because he caaaan*
*Emmet returns, and sits on Ingo's other side*
Ingo: ...
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Emmet: Kay, I'm back ^^
Ingo: Ah, that's good.
Emmet: *Is silent. THIS SHOULD BE A TIP OFF*
Ingo: ...Why are you so quiet?
*Galvantula drops onto Ingo from the ceiling*
*Ingo overreacts*
Emmet: *starts laughing his ass off. Durant laughs a little, too*
Ingo: THAT WAS NOT FUNNY.
Emmet: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Ingo: *Is blushing*
Galvantula: *rubs up against Ingo* :3
Ingo: *Pats Galvantula* You got me.
Emmet: *is trying to stop laughing.*
Ingo: ...
Emmet: *finally stops* Now we're even
Ingo: Alright.
*they get off the train. Emmet heads off to speak with Cameron*
*Ingo goes into the office to set up his prank.*
*A few Joltik are playing with the umbrellas*
Ingo: *Grabs Emmet's umbrella, and gently pushes the Joltik off. He fills up Emmet's umbrella with confetti and puts it back.*
Joltik: o3o
Ingo: *Smirks >w>*
Emmet: *walks in with Durant* Hey.
Ingo: Hello.
Emmet: *grabs his umbrella* Its raining :3
Ingo: Is it? *Turns away from Emmet, most likely to hide the fact that he's trying not to laugh*
Emmet: Uh-huh. Oh well.
Ingo: *Grabs his umbrella*
Emmet: *heads out. Durant looks at Ingo with a "I see what you did there" look*
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Emmet: *once outside, he opens it. And it rains confetti (and a joltik)*
Ingo: *Grabs his umbrella, and heads outside. He manages to get out in time to see his handiwork* Pfff...
Emmet: *looks rather surprised, then laughs* Seriously?!
Ingo: Yes.
Emmet: I'll get you later! *makes a face and runs off*
Ingo: *Chuckles* Alright then.
*Ingo gets there. Emmet is nowhere in sight, and the door is -as per usual- locked*
*And so Ingo unlocks the door using WITCHCRAFT*
*Emmet isn't inside, but there's a rustling sound upstairs*
Ingo: ...?
*The sound happens again*
*Ingo goes upstairs to see what's going on*
*BUT THERE IS NOTHING UPSTAIRS, WHOOOOooooOOOO! IT IS COMING FROM THE ATTICCC~*
*And so Ingo goes into the attic. Hesitantly, might I add.*
*He doesn't see anything. However, the trapdoor closes itself*
Ingo: ..It m-must've been a draft...
*SUDDENLY, DURANT SOMETHING TO THE FACE*
*Ingo proceeds to faint*
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*Ingo wakes up alone downstairs*
Ingo: *Looks around, confused. AND THEN HE REALIZES HE'S NO LONGER IN THE ATTIC.*
*And he's actually alone.*
Ingo: ....What the hell is going on...?
*moar rustling*
Ingo: ...
*theres one more sound from upstairs, but its more of a *thud**
*Ingo goes upstairs*
*the trapdoor is closed still*
Ingo: ...*Goes back downstairs. He doesn't want to go in the attic again.*
*Ingo sees Chandelure go right past him and to the attic*
*Ingo follows Chandelure into the attic. c:*
*And then Ingo finds himself. Li correct terms, "Corpse"* (read: Md sidenote in description)
Ingo: *After he calms down, he realizes it's Emmet.* EMMET!
*Emmet looses his hard-gained composure and starts cracking up*
Ingo: ...*Eventually, he starts laughing too.*
Emmet: The look you y-your face!! *he's loling. So are Durant and Chandelure*
Ingo: ^^'
Emmet: *trying to calm down. It's not working* You'll never be able to top that, Ingo!
Ingo: Oh, I will. Just you wait.
Emmet: Okay. Sure.
*Ingo goes downstairs.*
*Emmet goes to change his clothes. He then joins Ingo downstairs. He's STILL laughing a little*
Ingo: ...
Emmet: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL THAT WAS STILL AWESOME.
Ingo: ...
Emmet: *falls onto the couch*
Ingo: Move it.
Emmet: *moves*
*Ingo then sits on the couch.*
Emmet: *starts nodding off*
Ingo: ...*Thinking.*
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*Emmet wakes a little while later. Ingo isn't around, and he assumes Ingo's gonna do something*
Ingo: Hey Emmet.
Emmet: *suspicious glance* What?
Ingo: You ever heard of Bloody Mary?
Emmet: *is still righttfully suspicious* No. What're ya trying to do?
*Eelektross shoots down the stairs, and under the couch. Or tries*
Ingo: I'm not trying to do anything. I was just curious.
Emmet: *gives him the suspicious look for another minute, then pulls Eelektross out from under the couch. Eelektross' reply is a glomp o' fear*
Ingo: You wanna hear about Bloody Mary?
*Eelektross covers where its ears would be*
Emmet: I guess?
*Ingo tells Emmet about Bloody Mary. Bwah, fear my lazy.*
*Emmet looks rather interested, but he needs another push to go try it*
Ingo: I DARE you to go try it.
Emmet: Why? Are you too scared to? *pause* Fine, I will. *le goes upstairs. When he closes the door, Crustle sits outside the door*
*Ingo runs downstairs an' flips the breaker for the bathroom, effectively cutting the power in the bathroom.*
*After a few minutes of silence, Emmet freaks out, and slams into the door. Which isn't going anywhere*
*Ingo, meanwhile, is laughing like a maniac.*
*So is Haxorus, who knows this gag. Eelektross doesn't get it*
Ingo: *By the time he's finished laughing, he's gasping for air. But he still manages to tell Crustle to move outta the way.*
*Durant runs out, laughing. When he stops, he doubles back to check on Emmet*
*Ingo follows Durant into the bathroom.*
*Emmet's trying to recover from a panic attack. He only has to say one thing. Rude hand gesture*
Ingo: Psh. It was only your own reflection you saw in the mirror.
Emmet: I s-sorta figured that. B-but was the b-bloody part n-needed? *he shivers*
Ingo: Yes, it was needed.
Emmet: *calms down* That was just to get even, wasn't it? *pets Durant*
Ingo: It was.
Emmet: I'll getcha back. *goes right past him, and makes sure to kick him on the way*
Ingo: *Chuckles, then goes into his room.*
Eelektross: *STILL has no idea what's going on*
*LE NEXT MORNING*
Emmet: YA GETTING UP? YA GONNA BE WAY LATE!
Ingo: I'M GETTING UP!
Emmet: SURE YOU ARE!
Ingo: STOP NAGGING ME! *He gets out of bed. And freaks right out.*
*WEBBING EVERYWHERE. AND JOLTIK. MOSTLY WEBBING*
Ingo: ...Ohh, fun. *End sarcasm.*
Emmet: *laughing his ass off* I'll see ya at work!
Ingo: YOU JERK!
Emmet: *le gone*
*Ingo catches up way later*
*Ingo enters the Gear Station, cursing under his breath.*
Cloud: Good morning, sir. *he's smirking a little. Emmet must've told him*
Ingo: ...Emmet told you, didn't he?
Cloud: Yes, he did. I let him in the Super Double line a few minutes ago. *Eyeroll* So I didn't see ANYTHING :3
Ingo: ...*Rather than go to the Super Single Train, he goes to the office.*
*An hour later, Emmet shows up. Ingo is not there. Neither is his chair*
Emmet:... ???
*Ingo strolls into le office all causal like*
Emmet: Ingo, where is my chair?
Ingo: *Shrug*
Emmet: *sigh* No, really. Where is it?
Ingo: I don't know where it is.
Emmet: Yeah, okay. *he leaves. He comes back five minutes later with it (and like 6 Joltik that hitched a ride)*
Ingo: Found it that quick, eh?
Emmet: That was lame. Klinklang could do better than that.
Ingo: Oh really?
Emmet: YA RLY. *leaves again*
Ingo: *Goes out of le office*
*Emmet catches up with him at the Multi* You are a jerk.
Ingo: Am I?
Emmet: Ya REALLY had to put my chair in the basement?
Ingo: Yes. ^^
*and then they go battle. Its a decent day. Mostly wins*
Ingo: Today's been, well, interesting.
Emmet:  I'm checking the office when we get back. I don't trust you. And you have some paperwork to do. I did mine earlier.
Ingo: Fine.
*Emmet runs to the office the instant they get back*
*Ingo follows. BUT HE WALKS. SCREW RUNNING.*
*When Ingo gets there, Emmet is inspecting every inch of his deskspace*
Ingo: I didn't do anything else Emmet. All I did was hide your chair.
Emmet: *sits on the couch* Whatever.
*Ingo goes ahead and pulls out his chair. *
*AND THERE GOES EVERYTHING ON THE DESK. FWOOSH. TO THE FLOOR IT GOES*
Ingo: ...*Slowly sits down. And then HEADDESK*
Emmet: Don't break the desk! *he's laughing again*
Ingo: ...
Emmet: Come on, how did you not see that coming?
Ingo: Oh, I saw it coming.
Emmet: Then why'd you do it?
Ingo: Because, I didn't think you'd TIED EVERYTHING ON THE DESK to the chair! *He gets up and starts picking up his shit*
*Emmet laughs and starts helping him. As a plus, Emmet had actually done the paperwork.*
Ingo: You're an ass, you know that right?
Emmet: Yes you are. *laughs* Yeah, I know
Ingo: Good.
Emmet: Well, I'm outta here. I'm not letting you get home first! *le gone*
Ingo: *Shrugs, then leaves.*
Emmet: *Is attempting to unlock the door himself for once. This goes about as well as you'd expect*
Ingo: *Laughs* Need help with that?
Emmet: What do you think? *moves out of the way*
*Ingo unlocks the door*
Emmet: Friggin' sorcery, how does it work? *goes in*
Ingo: Can't tell you. That'd ruin it.
Emmet: You told me you would two weeks ago.
Ingo: But that was two weeks ago.
Emmet: Jerk.
Ingo: Why thank you. ^^
*Emmet proceeds to hog the couch after letting his pokemon out*
*Ingo shrugs and lets his Pokemon out.*
*Emmet becomes a cushion for Litwick*
*Ingo has a word with Chandelure. AND THEN CHANDELURE STARTS BEING DISTRACTING.*
Emmet: *glances at him. After a few minutes of boredom, he looks back again*
Chandelure: *WOO DISTRACTING*
Emmet: *doesn't even notice that he's starting to nod off*
*Chandelure is still being distracting*
*Eventually, Emmet's eyes close. He's out*
*And so Ingo and Chandelure go into Emmet's room and flip it upside down by nailing/screwing his stuff to the ceiling.*
Emmet: *wakes some time later to Archeops nudging him* *he's rather confused*
Ingo: *Is reading a book. In the KITCHEN.*
Emmet: *finds him there* Oh, there you are. *still looks a wee bit confuzzled*
Ingo: Hello. You seem confused.
Emmet: ... its just.. I don't remember dozing off... *rubs his head*
Ingo: Is that so?
Emmet: Uh-huh....
Ingo: ...
*Emmet is glomped by Eelektross. Eelektross flees upstairs. Emmet chases him up*
Ingo: *Chuckles*
Emmet: .... DA FUQ?!?
*Ingo starts laughing*
Emmet: *comes back downstairs* I don't even know how to react.
Ingo: So, how do you like your room now?
Emmet: I think you should go fix it before I let Haxorus and Durant play tag in your room.
Ingo: Don't you DARE. I'll fix it tomorrow.
Emmet: What if I want it done now?
Ingo: That's too darn bad.
Emmet: *is thinking*
Ingo: *Marks the page he was on, then stands up and heads upstairs into his own room*
Emmet: *is not amused*
Ingo: *From upstairs* IF I WAKE UP AND FIND WEBS EVERYWHERE AGAIN, YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN TROUBLE!
Emmet: *yells back* I WON'T. I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING MUCH WORSE!
Ingo: OH SURE!
*The next morning, nothing is out of place. Except for the masses of Joltik. Again.*
Ingo: ..From now on, I'm locking my door.
*Emmet's still asleep downstairs*
*Ingo goes downstairs*
*Excadrill greets him in the kitchen.*
Ingo: Good morning Excadrill.
Excadrill: Drii~~ :3
Ingo: ^^
*Emmet still isn't up yet. His pokemon are*
Ingo: *Glances at le clock*
Galvantula: *nudges Emmet*
Ingo: *Gets out the cereal. And the milk.*
*Galvantula returns. She quit. XD*
Ingo: You done trying to get him up?
Galvantula: Gal~
Ingo: Emmet! Get up!
*Emmet's response can be chalked up to "Five more minutes"*
Ingo: No, not five more minutes! Get up right this instant!
*Emmet doesn't respond*
Ingo: ...*Goes into the living room* GET UP!
Emmet: *starts to roll over, then remembers a little too late that he's on the couch*
Ingo: *Chuckles*
Emmet: Yeah, yeah. Laugh at me. Watch what I do later.
Ingo: ...
Emmet: *gets up off the floor* I'm up, I'm up.
Ingo: Good.
*Emmet heads into the kitchen*
Ingo: *Goes into the kitchen and grabs a bowl.* You want cereal, Emmet?
Emmet: Yeah.
*Ingo gets down a second bowl. *
*At one point, Emmet makes some offhand, offtopic comment about a revenge prank. He doesn't specify, but it makes Ingo uncomfortable*
Ingo: Knock it off, will you? *Is uncomfortable*
Emmet: Sorry, am I making you uncomfortable? *he laughs*
Ingo: *Glares at Emmet.*
Emmet: *laughs* Well, anyway, we should get going, huh?
Ingo: Yes, we should.
*AND SO THEY GO. YAY LAZY NARRATOR*
Emmet: *is laughing again* Expect the worst, Ingo >:] *he runs off*
Ingo: ...I always expect the worst, though..
*THEY MEET FOR BREAK*
Ingo: How was your day so far?
Emmet: Oh, fun! *there's a weird edge to his voice* How was your's? Run into anything, hm?
Ingo: ...It was fine, and I didn't run into anything.
Emmet: Ya sure? *heehee*
Ingo: Yes, I'm sure.
Emmet: Well, okay. If ya say so.
Ingo: ...
Emmet: *is starting to act rather unhinged*
Ingo: ...
Emmet: Well, I'll see ya at the train *goes*
Ingo: ...Okaaay..
*AND SO, THEY GO THROUGH THE MULTI AND SUPER MULTI. AND EMMET HASN'T STOPPED BEING CREEPY*
Ingo: Emmet, will you stop being weird?
Emmet: Whose being weird? What? *creepy laugh*
Ingo: ...*Slaps Emmet. Not hard, mind you.*
Emmet: *responds by slamming Ingo into a seat*
Ingo: Hey!
Emmet: *the grin on his face goes from cute to FREAKING CREEPY in about three seconds. He sticks a hand in his pocket like he's about to pull something out*
Ingo: W-what've you got in your pocket? *Is freaking right out.*
Emmet: *doesn't have the chance to do anything. Chandelure pulls him away*
Ingo: Emmet, if this is some kind of practical joke, you've taken it TOO far!
Emmet: *gives him a blank stare*
Ingo: ...Emmet?
Emmet: *continues giving him a blank stare for a moment, then gets out of Chandelure's grip and jumps at Ingo*
Ingo: *Jumps out of the seat, and sidesteps.* What are you DOING?!
Emmet: *grabs ahold of Ingo* Just gonna do somethin' you never do.
*Ingo kicks Emmet.*
*IT HAS NO EFFECT*
Emmet: *and then he hugs Ingo*
Ingo: ....REALLY.
Emmet: *starts laughing his ass off*
Ingo: THAT WASN'T FUNNY. AT ALL.
Emmet: It was a little. *shows Ingo what was in his pocket. Which is nothing*
Ingo: Don't do that ever again.
Emmet: Why? Did I scare you?
Ingo: Yes. You did scare me.
Emmet: *SUCCESS *
Ingo: ...
Emmet: *laughs for a minute, then notices Ingo's face* ... What?
-
Ingo: Promise me you'll never do that again, alright?
Emmet: Uh.. okay? I won't do that to you again.
Ingo: Good.
*Emmet gives Chandelure a hug. He knows he scared him*
Ingo: ...
*Meanwhile, Archeops is like "WTF IS GOING ON AND SHOULD I CARE"*
*The train pulls into the station. After letting Archeops onto his back, Emmet flashes Ingo a grin and heads out*
*Ingo shrugs and returns Chandelure.*
*Emmet's messing with Isadore to get back at him*
-
*Ingo grabs Emmet's coat collar and drags him off.*
Emmet: Well, this isn't weird in any way. *doesn't even try to stop Ingo from dragging him*
Ingo: ...
Emmet: *doesn't mind being dragged. Less work for him.*
Ingo: If I catch you pulling that act with anyone ever again, you'll be in trouble.
Emmet: What? Whyy? He deserved it. You still haven't gotten him back for the caffiene thing, anyway.
Ingo: And I don't need to get back at him. You did for me.
Emmet: What?
Ingo: You got mad and scared the living crap out of him, remember?
Emmet: Is it bad that I barely remember that part?
Ingo: No.
Emmet: Then I got back at him for getting me hyper. Either way, one day he's gonna do something stupider than anything I do.
Ingo: One day he might. I highly doubt that he will though.
Emmet: Is that a good thing, or is that you calling me stupid? *he laughs*
Ingo: *Cough*That'smecallingyoustupid*Cough*
Emmet: *laughs again*
Ingo: ...
Emmet: *is silent for a moment, before quietly uttering "Wheeee"*
*Ingo then lets go of Emmet. Just to be mean.*
Emmet: ):<
Ingo: You have legs. Use them. *He goes into le office.*
*Emmet catches up a few moments later. Archeops promptly hogs the couch*
Ingo: Archeops, park yourself elsewhere.
Archeops: *gives Ingo a look, and frees up some space*
-
*Ingo sits on le couch*
*Emmet is staring at the paperwork on his desk like it just magically appeared there*
Ingo: You said you finished the paperwork.
Emmet: That was yesterday.
Ingo: Well, then get it over with.
Emmet: But I did it yesterday. It's your turn!
Ingo: Fine, I'll do it.
Emmet: Okay. *moves the paperwork to Ingo's desk*
*Ingo gets up off the couch (OH THE HORRORS) and goes over to his desk to do the paperwork*
Emmet: *puts his head down, and starts playing with a Joltik*
Ingo: *He is already bored of the paperwork. Horray *
Emmet: * had snoozed off at one point*
*Ingo notices Emmet is sleeping, and he smiles slightly*
Ingo: Emmet, get up.
Emmet: *is all like "NU"*
Ingo: ...I will take away every Joltik you own.
Emmet: *glances up* Ya can't do that, they're everywhere. *one proves his point by falling off the ceiling and landing on Archeops*
Ingo: Just get up already.
Emmet: Yeah, yeah. *is up* Whatcha want?
Ingo: I don't want you sleeping in the office.
Emmet: You've done it before. *he pauses* I should find something better to do, shouldn't I?
Ingo: You should.
Emmet: And so I shall. *he gets up and leaves*
Ingo: *Returns to doing the paperwork.*
Archeops: *steals Emmet's chair for his own.*
Ingo: *Starts falling asleep.*
Archeops: *rolls the chair over to Ingo and nudges him*
Ingo: Huh...?
Archeops: *somehow conveys the message "No sleeping in the office". Miming, most likely*
Ingo: ...
Ingo: Go bother Emmet.
*Archeops has no idea where Emmet went*
*Ingo starts doing the paperwork again, and he's trying his hardest to stay awake.*
*Archeops is helping him do this. Partially by periodically hurling Joltik at him*
Ingo: Will you stop throwing the Joltik at me?!
*Archeops is bored out of its mind*
Ingo: Alright Archeops, let's go find Emmet.
Archeops: ^^
*Ingo gets up and exits the office.*
*Archeops follows at a distance, knowing not to climb onto Ingo's back*
*SOME TIME LATER, AFTER A NOT-SO-SUCCESSFUL HUNT*
Archeops: :<
Ingo: Where did he go...? *Is confused.*
Archeops: *has absolutely no idea*
Ingo: *Sighs* Well, I suppose you can stay with me a while longer..
Archeops: Archi~
Ingo: Well, I'm going to finish up the paperwork.
Archeops: *le shrugs before Archeops going to look by himself*
*Ingo notices an open door. He curiously goes over to it and enters.*
*Archeops follows him in. Galvantula was coming out the same door. She bumps into Ingo*
Ingo: Ah, hello Galvantula. ^^'
Galvantula: Galvan~~~ *she turns around and doubles back the way she came*
Ingo: *Follows Galvantula*
*She leads them to the basement. Emmet's in the back by the vent*
Ingo: ...Emmet, what are you doing?
*Emmet jumps a little, and gives him a "Don't you move closer" look before turning his attention back to the vent*
Ingo: ?
*Emmet *carefully opens it, and peers in. Somethings in there!*
Ingo: *Neatly folds his arms over his chest* Might I ask, what's going on?
Emmet: *moves away from the vent for a moment* Yeah, some little pokemon's in here. Just trying to get it out. But I don't wanna scare it.
Ingo: ...Anything I can do to help?
Emmet: *shrugs*
Ingo: ...Well, exactly what Pokemon is in there?
Emmet: Dunno, actually. I think its some sort of ghost.
Ingo: Oh?
Emmet: *carefully reaches in to grab it*
Ingo: If it's a ghost, you shouldn't try to grab it. It might be a Yamask.
Emmet: It's not. I know that much.
Ingo: *Facepalms* Emmet, you shoudn't ever touch a wild ghost Pokemon.
Emmet: I know, I know. But I think its stuck.
Ingo: Let me see.
*Emmet pulls back and lets Ingo over to see*
Ingo: I think it's a Banette..
Emmet: Is it? Okay.. What should we do?
*Ingo lets Litwick out*
*Litwick looks in*
Ingo: *Lies down on the ground, and sticks his hand slowly into the vent. It's just close enough for the Banette to touch.*
Banette: *just sorta stares at him. Its not sure what to do*
*Ingo doesn't move his hand. He simply stares back at the Banette.*
Banette: *is clearly nervous, but it does slowly approach a little*
Ingo: It's alright. I won't hurt you.
Banette: ...... *approaches a little more, then stops again*
Ingo: Come on. You're doing fine. Just a bit more.
Banette: *finally reaches Ingo, and it grabs onto his sleeve*
Ingo: *He slowly takes his hand (and Banette) out of the vent.*
*Banette sorta just stares up at him. Its got a little, torn-up bow, so its a she.*
Ingo: How'd you get in the vent..? *He sounds concerned*
Banette: *isn't really too sure herself. She mighta wandered in or something*
Ingo: Well, no one got hurt. *He picks the Banette up* Emmet? You alright?
*Emmet fails to reply. Obviously not a good sign*
Ingo: ...Emmet?
*Emmet's weakly leaning on Archeops and Galvantula. He doesn't look too good*
Ingo: ....You touched Banette before I got here, didn't you?
Emmet: ......... *he shrugs a little. He didn't mean to actually touch it*
Ingo: You going to be okay?
Emmet: .... *gives Ingo a glare* Yes, Ingo. I'm just shitting rainbows over here. Ugh.
Ingo: Well aren't you a ball of sunshine.
Emmet: *groans* And you are?
Ingo: ...Are you going to need help walking?
*Emmet just glares. He does*
Ingo: *He goes over to Emmet* Lean on me and I'll help you.
Emmet: *wordlessly does so*
*So Ingo goes to the office with Emmet*
Emmet: *was bitching the whole way there*
-
Ingo: Oh, quit complaining Emmet.
*Banette is clinging to Ingo*
Emmet: ):<
Ingo: Emmet, just...stay in the office. I'll be right back.
Emmet: Whatever.
*Ingo exits the office*
*He finds Cameron and Ramses hanging around*
Cameron: Oh, hello Sir.
Ingo: Hello.
Ramses: Sir, where did you find that Banette?
Ingo: It was in the basement.
*Ramses almost squees. ALMOST. Cameron finds this funny*
Ingo: ?
Cameron: Okay, what did you want? You usually don't come to me unless you need to know something.
Ingo: Emmet must have startled the Banette, because I'm pretty sure it cursed him.
Ramses: W-well, h-how's Emmet acting?
Ingo: Opposite of how he usually acts.
Ramses: So it was a reversal curse... okay...
Ingo: How long will it effect him?
Ramses: At most, a f-few hours.
Ingo: Ah. I should probably go check on him..
Cameron: Probably.
*Ingo goes back into the office*
*Emmet is sitting on the couch, glaring beams at a Joltik that threatens to land on him*
Ingo: Emmet, it's just a Joltik.
Emmet: And it won't leave me the hell alone.
Ingo: Quit your bitching.
Emmet: Look whose talking
*Archeops and Galvantula are like "I'm not goin' near that"*
*Ingo glares at Emmet*
Emmet: WHAT?
Ingo: Stop being rude.
Emmet: *INSERT INSULT HERE*
Ingo: ...*Leaves the office without saying anything else*
Emmet: *leaves a little while later. Archeops and Galvantula go with him, for obvious reasons*
*Emmet gets to the house. Ingo beat him there*
*Ingo is on the couch*
Emmet: *Goes straight upstairs without a word*
*Emmet returns rather quickly, looking pissed*
Ingo: Can I help you?
Emmet: You never fixed my room, jerk.
Ingo: I didn't? I thought I did.
Emmet: *some sort of insult.*
*Ingo promptly exits the room and goes upstairs into his own room, locking the door behind himself.*
*Emmet's reply is to go to the basement for whatever reason*
*After twenty minutes or so, Ingo comes out of his room*
*the couch has become a matress for Joltik. Since there's never room on it. Oh, and Gurdurr*
Ingo: *Sits on the floor in front of the couch. Apparently he's feeling nice.*
*Boldore walks on up and sits next to him*
Ingo: *Pats Boldore*
*Emmet doesn't come back*
*Ingo gets up and heads downstairs*
*It looks like Emmet had collapsed in the middle of the room..*
Ingo: Emmet?
Emmet: .....................
Ingo: *He approaches Emmet and gently shakes him*
Emmet: ....... huh? *sits up and holds his head*
-
Ingo: You alright?
Emmet: .... yeah, I guess... what happened?
Ingo: *Quickly explains to Emmet.*
Emmet: *looks bothered* I really said all that? I don't remember any of it.
Ingo: You really did say all that.
Emmet: ......... *looks down*
Ingo: Cheer up, will you?
Emmet: *looks back up at Ingo, and almost laughs* Is Banette glued to your arm or something?
Ingo: Eh, I don't really mind her being there.
Emmet: Oh, and you're still fixing my room. No getting out of that.
Ingo: We should go do that now, hmm?
Emmet: YOU should. *goes past Ingo* My head is pounding like mad here.
Ingo: Go lie down then.
Emmet: *pauses* Where? The couch is taken and my bed's SORTA ON THE CEILING. *he smiles a little*
Ingo: Well, I'll fix your room now. ^^' *He goes upstairs*
Emmet: *gets an idea. He lets his pokemon out (finally) and goes up as well*
Haxorus: *looks in while Ingo is fixing it* *laughs*
Ingo: ?
*Haxorus gets in the room, and starts helping. This is probably the most helpful he'll be all... ever*
*Ingo obviously appreciates the help.*
*Banette looks over, and FINALLY notices Haxorus. She panicks and pulls out her Curse Nail, but accidentally hits Ingo with it.*
*SOME TIME LATER*
*Emmet goes downstairs*
*Ingo is sitting on the floor.*
Emmet: *yawn* Hey, Ingo. Did I miss anything important?
Ingo: Ahhh...Nope! I fixed your room though! ^^ *He seems unusally bubbly and bright.*
Emmet: *IMMEDIATELY notices this, and takes a step back* You haven't had any caffiene, have you...?
*Ingo shakes his head* No caffiene!
Emmet: *notices Banette looks a bit sheepish* Banette cursed you, didn't she?
Ingo: How was your nap?
Emmet: .... you're changing the subject. But fine. *he goes and sits next to Ingo.*
Ingo: That's good to know!
*Emmet gets a mischeivous grin on his face for a moment, before getting into some absurd conversation with Ingo. The kind Ingo wouldn't have*
*Ingo causally mentions Clefable. And Gengar. In one sentence.*
*Emmet questions the inclusion of Gengar*
*Ingo suddenly passes out.*
Emmet: *is startled by this, then goes to get a marker. YUS.*
*Ingo wakes up sometime later*
*Emmet's next to him with Banette.*
Ingo: *Looks around, confused*...What just happened?
Emmet: Banette accidentally cursed you earlier. *he chuckles* Which led to the third weirdest conversation I have ever had with you. *he laughs*
Ingo: ...And I'm happy I don't remember it.
Emmet: *keeps laughing*
Ingo: Why are you laughing?
Emmet: *fails to answer. He's laughing too hard*
Ingo: ...*Sighs*
Emmet: *calms down, looks at Ingo, and cracks up again*
Ingo: WHAT?! *He's getting pretty stressed out*
*One of the FRUFFRILLION Joltik drop the marker onto him*
Ingo: ...You asshole. *Glares at Emmet*
Emmet: Its not permanent! But... I had to. I'm sorry, I had to. *resumes laughing his ass off*
Ingo: I'm not going to work.
Emmet: Ehh? Ingo, that's stupid. Coming from me, that means its REALLY stupid.
Ingo: I really don't care how stupid it is.
Emmet: .... Oh. That's what you meant. Go lie down then.
Ingo: *Glares at Emmet, then goes upstairs to his room.*
*When Ingo returns the next morning, Emmet's nowhere in sight. But Chandelure and Galvantula are playing friggin' chess.*
Ingo: ...What the hell am I even looking at.
*And then DURANT*
Ingo: *Freaks out*
Archeops: *pulls Durant off Ingo, and drops him on Haxorus. Haxorus reacts accordingly*
Ingo: *Takes a minute or two to calm down*
*And Haxorus is just like "Oh, hi." Sort of.*
Ingo: Hello Haxorus.
Haxorus:
Ingo: *Goes into the kitchen and checks the time*
*Its 8 am*
*Emmet wanders downstairs, looking like he isn't even awake yet*
Ingo: Good morning Emmet.
Emmet: Mornin'..
Ingo: How was your sleep?
Emmet: Barely did. Dunno why.
Ingo: Hmm.
Emmet: Oh, hello, Banette. *he pets her rather quickly. She doesn't flinch back this time*
Ingo: She's probably gotten used to you by now, Emmet.
Emmet: That's a good thing ^^ *turns and trips on Boldore* Oh! Sorry, didn't see you there!
Ingo: ...
Emmet: *Hugs Boldore and gets up* I have a feeling I'll be doing that a lot today.
Ingo: Okay.
*Garbodor enters from the basement* Gar~~
Ingo: Good morning Garbodor.
*Ingo got a glomp from Garbodor*
Ingo: *Sighs* Okay, get off now.
Garbodor: :< *gets off*
Ingo: Thank you Garbodor
Emmet: *has wandered back in* I dunno bout you, but I'm gonna go once Galvantula and Chandelure are done making my head hurt. *he laughs*
Ingo: Alright then. I'll leave when you're ready.
Emmet: Alrighty then.
Ingo: *He goes and gets ready*
*When he gets back, Emmet is watching the two Pokemon finish*
Ingo: *Chuckles*
*Chandelure wins.*
Ingo: You ready to go Emmet? *He returns his Pokemon. Except Banette.*
Emmet: *lets Galvantula onto his back* I'm ready. Not really, but I can try!
Ingo: Well, let's go.
*AND SO THEY DO*
Emmet: See ya later! *he runs off the the Double line*
*Ingo goes to the Single line*
*THAT'S BORING. SO AT BREAK*
*Emmet is practically falling asleep waiting for Ingo*
Ingo: Hello Emmet.
Emmet: Oh? Oh, hiah Ingo. What took? ... are you being braindead?
Ingo: ...Pardon?
Emmet: Ya look a bit out of it. Just saying.
Ingo: What do you mean?
Emmet:  Just what I said.
Ingo: ...I'm confused.
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Emmet: ANYWAY. *he gets up* I'll see ya there, okay?
Ingo: ...See me where? *Wasn't paying attention. *
Emmet: I see your paying as much attention as Isadore. (Isadore: HEY!) I'll see ya at the Multi Line, kay?
Ingo: Okay.
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*SO THEY GO THROUGH THE MULTI TRAINS. IT ISN'T TERRIBLE..*
*Emmet sits down and sighs* Wellllll, that could've been worrsee
Ingo: I suppose you're right..
Emmet: *starts nodding off. Galvantula does nothing to stop him*
*Ingo has zoned out*
*Earthquake or similar move from a different traincar knocks Emmet off the seat*
*This startles Ingo, but he (somehow) manages to remain on his feet*
*and then Chandelure lands on Emmet. Emmet isn't amused*
Ingo: *Chuckles*
*and then Galvantula lands on him.*
*Ingo jumps*
Galvantula:
Ingo: Really Galvantula?
Emmet: *gets back up* Well, that came out of nowhere.
Ingo: Indeed.
*And then there is another one. But this one did not come from inside the train...*
Ingo: *He is getting rather nervous*
Emmet: *goes looking out the windows*
Ingo: ...Well?
Emmet: I don't see anything.
Ingo: Oh dear...
Emmet: Huh? *looks back at him* Aw, Ingo, don't assume every stray earthquake is that Hyd'.
Ingo: Sorry..
Emmet: Its fine, don't worry about it. *goes back to looking*
Ingo: If you say so...
Emmet: ..... Ooon second thought, I think we should get outta here.
Ingo: Why..?
*Emmet moves away from the window so Ingo can see the Hydreigon*
Ingo: *Screams*
*Emmet promptly goes back to blocking him*
*Ingo is freaking the hell out. And he started to hyperventilate.*
*CHANDELURE STARTED BEING DISTRACTING*
Litwick: ...?
Emmet: *goes to help Ingo sit down*
*Ingo makes an ATTEMPT to return his breathing back to normal. It isn't working so far.*
Emmet: *goes back to blocking the window so that CHANDELURE CAN BE DISTRACTING IN CAPS LOCK*
*Ingo's breathing slowly returns to normal and he starts nodding off*
Emmet: *signals for Galvantula to follow, and he slips out of the train car*
*Ingo is shook awake by someone a bit later*
Ingo: Eh...?
Elesa: Morning, Ingo ^^
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Ingo: *Is so confused it isn't even funny*
Elesa: *finds this funny*
Ingo: *Sits bolt upright* Where's Emmet?
Elesa: *shrugs* He isn't here, I know that much.
Ingo: But...where could he have gone...?
Elesa: How should I know? Wasn't he with you? *pulls Ingo up*
Ingo: He was with me before I fell asleep!
Elesa: *knows but isn't saying anything* How'd you manage to do that? *laughs*
Ingo: Chandelure is how.
Chandelure: *NOT SORRY*
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TO SAVE SPACE, EMMET TOLD ELESA ABOUT THE DAY BEFORE, THEN DISAPEARED OFF SOMEWHERE. HE DID NOT TELL INGO WHERE HE WENT.
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Cloud: Hello, Sir. Something up?
Ingo: I'm just looking for Emmet.
Cloud: Uh, last I saw of him was flying off on Archeops. *Cloud knows more and isn't saying it*
Ingo: ...?
Cloud: *sighs* Apparently that Hydreigon is at it again. I think Emmet went after it..
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Ingo: Is that so..?
Cloud: *Nods* This is the first time it's attacked twice in one day.
Ingo: True..
Cloud: *silent for a moment* Not to be offensive or anything, but I don't know if he can handle it again...
Ingo: If I have to, I'll go help him..
Cloud: Okay.
Ingo: Where is this Hydreigon?
Cloud: Around where it usually shows up, according to Emmet. That probably wasn't very helpful.
Ingo: So, how am I to get there?
*and Cloud shrugs*
Ingo: Hmm..
*skip some time ahead. SKIPPING HOW HE GOT THERE LOL PLOT HOLE*
*Battling sounds are audible from where Ingo is currently*
*And Ingo gets somewhat nervous.*
Durant: *pulls on his pants leg a little. He wants Ingo to follow*
Ingo: *Follows Durant*
*All of Emmet's Pokemon are fighting Hydreigon at once, except Galvantula. She is trying to wake Emmet.*
Ingo: *Sends out his Pokemon, tells 'em to kick some ass, then goes over to try to wake up Emmet.*
*Emmet doesn't respond*
Ingo: Emmet! Get up!
Emmet: .......... *stirs*
Ingo: What happened to you?
Emmet: ...... Don't really remember.... just remember sending everyone out, and boom, blank spot.
Ingo: Are you alright?
Emmet: Uh, yeah. I think so. *adjusts his hat, leaving a little red on his glove. DRAMA.*
Ingo: You're bleeding.
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Emmet: *notices the blood on his glove and almost faints again*
Ingo: *Takes his jacket off, and promptly tears le sleve off. He then hands the sleeve to Emmet* Cover the wound with this, okay?
Emmet: *does so, looking a little sick*
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AND THEN HYDREIGON GETS ITS ASS KICKED THE END