WERE PAPER CRANE RP

Nysha: ... Uh... uh... uh... SO WHATCHA DOIN THERE
Aurora: Origami.
Nysha: OOOOH Fancy! Is that gonna be a swan? You ever hear of a were origami crane? I heard they were allergic to chainsaws, and (yadda yadda yadda)
Aurora: To answer your first question, it is going to be an owl. And to answer your second question, I have not heard of a were origami crane.
Nysha: *goes on about it*
Aurora: *Mutters something along the lines of "oh Lord Zero, please let her have mercy on me", then returns to her origami*
Positive: What's up gals?
Nysha: Have you ever heard of Were Origami Cranes? I'm enlightening Aurora about them
Positive: Of course I've heard of them!
*Paper Crane is thrown at Nysha*
Nysha: IT HAS BEGUN
*Several more Paper Cranes are thrown at Nysha and Positive*
Nysha: WE MUST OBTAIN CHAINSAWS
Positive: AND AXES.
Nysha: AXE CHAINSAWS
Positive: YESSSSS
Beta: What's going on?
Positive: THE WERE PAPER CRANES ARE INVADING
Beta: *STARE*
*About fifteen more are thrown at Possy, Nysha, and Beta.*
Beta: *stops them and throws them at Possy and Nysha*
Positive: BETA IS THEIR LEADER! RUNNNNNNN!
Beta: You're being absurd.
Nysha: NO POSSY! AURORA IS CREATING THEM!
Aurora: YES, I'M THE LEADER OF THE WERE PAPER CRANES. NOW YOU BETTER SCAT BEFORE I DROWN YOU IN MY WERE PAPER CRANE ARMY! *Throws some more Paper Cranes at Nysha and Possy*
Nysha: RUN AWAY RUN AWAY
*Possy hauls ass out of the room while screaming about a Were Paper Crane invasion.*
*Meanwhile, MK and Plato are having a legit conversation about something. As in, a legit conversation that won't last long.  As in, srs buizness. As in, fudge cake*
Meta: Anyway, so *science terms* *water comment* *science term*
Positive: METYYYYYYY! THE WERE PAPER CRANES ARE INVADINGGGGG!!
Meta: .... What
Positive: WE NEED CHAINSAWS! AND THINGS TO DEFEAT A DARK MATTER SWORDSMAN/PAPER CRANE CROSS! WHICH MEANS MORE CHAINSAWS!
*Meta just stares for a few seconds before Metapalming*
*Possy runs off again. Still screaming about Were paper crane invasions. Plato demands that she "RELEASE THE KRACKEN!*
*Nysha flies after her, saying something about chainsaw nunchuks*
Plato: AREN'T CHAINSAW NUNCHUKS DANGEROUS?! ...Meta, aren't they dangerous? Of course, they couldn't be as dangerous as the KRACKEN!
Meta: ... Do we even have those in the castle? (He chooses to ignore that second part)
Plato: Can't they just...I dunno, tie two chainsaws together??
Meta: Don't give them ideas.
Plato: Sorry.
Meta: I believe we may need to run for our lives. I hear a chainsaw.
Positive: *Runs back in with Chainsaw Nunchucks.* DING DONG, MOTHA FUCKAS.
Meta: "Oh, how stupid of me. That was the sound of chainsaw nunchuks". (Dr.McNinja)
Nysha: KILL THEM ALL
Plato: Meta, I think now would be a good time to run. oAo
Meta: Quite possibly. I want to see this though. *gets the fuck outta the way*
*Possy runs into Auro's room with her chainsaw nunchucks and proceeds to saw right through Auro's middle. Not vertically, mind you.*
*Meta goes to get a damn camera because he knows this shit will never happen again*
*Auro's two halves just reattach themselves. She then throws some more "Were" Paper Cranes at Nysha and Possy*
Nysha: AHH IT'S TOUCHING ME
Possy: *Tries to saw through Auro again. This goes about as well as expected* DON'T LET THEM TURN YOU INTO ONE OF THEM!
*Meta is dying of silent laughter. This is just so out of nowhere. BTW, said camera records. Not pictures*
*Auro throws even more of the "Were" Paper Cranes. God dammit they're even covering the floor now.*
*Beta is just... absent. She has nothing to say about this shit*
Aurora: YOU AREN'T GOING TO BEAT ME.
Nysha: WE SHALL DESTROY YOUR ARMIES
Aurora: MY ARMIES ARE INFINI- *Possy tries to saw through her middle again. Once again, her two halves reattach each other* WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?
*MEANWHILE there is a little puffball!Master hiding behind Aurora and creating more "were paper cranes" as Aurora makes more to throw*
*Aurora is chucking the "Were" Paper cranes as fast as she can and making more whenever she can *
Nysha: IT'S NO USE! *she kicks into Swordsman forme (minus sword, plus baton) and starts hitting them away*
Possy: WE'RE SWIMMING IN WERE PAPER CRANES D: *She starts to cut the damn things in half as they near her *
Nysha: Almost literally, too! AWAY FROM ME, FOUL PAPERY BEASTS!
*After several more minutes of this shit, Possy is totally covered in the "Were" Paper cranes. YOU COULD SAY SHE'S DROWNING IN THEM, I GUESS.*
Nysha: Posssyyyyy!!!! Imma save youuu! *Nysha RISKS HER VERY SOUL SAVING POSITIVE'S LIFE not really she's just pulling Possy out*
Positive: THANK YOU. That was HORRIBLE. WE MUST DEFEAT THE WERE PAPER CRANES AND THEIR LEADER!
Master: *whispers* When should we tell them I'm here?
Aurora: Whenever you want to.
Nysha: FOR THE MOTHERSHIP! *attack*
*Auro manages to block Nysha's attack*
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Master: *sends more W.P.C.s at Nysha and Possy*
Destruct: May I ask why the heck paper cranes are attacking you guys?
Nysha: THEY BE WERE PAPER CRANES! THEY ARE GONNA KILL US ALL AND AURORA'S THE RINGLEADER!
Aurora: YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT US!
Nysha: LIES!
Destruct: .......What the-  are you suggesting that you can be turned into a paper crane by being attacked by one of these things? Or that at night on a full moon, a paper crane goes beserk and turns into a monster chicken of sorts?
Aurora: ...*She throws a paper crane or two at Destruct*
Nysha: The firs- LOOK OUT FOR THE CRANES OF DEATH
Destruct: *sets them on fire* Should I be running just about now? *JUST NOTICED WITNESSES*
*From here on out, Master makes them fireproof*
Destruct: Am I even relevant to this?  Because I think I just stumbled upon one of the craziest fights I've seen.
Meta: You are now.
Destruct: Oh, yeah, and let's get Haku in here, too.
Nysha: DEATH TO THE WERE PAPER CRANES!
Destruct: Totally, a witch is going to come out of them at any moment.
Pheor: *pokes awkwardly outta nowhere* ?
Nysha: YOU! (@ Pheor) ARE YOU ON THE SIDE OF THE WERE PAPER CRANES?
Pheor: <w>?
Master: *throws one at Pheor*
Pheor: WWHHHHHOOAAAAAA
*Nysha is hit in the face by a paper crane *
Nysha: IT BUUURRRNNSSSS
Pheor: *le pokes it* OGODWHYISITMOVING
*Auro laughs like the paper crane throwing maniac that she is*
*Master is stifling a laugh the best he can*
*Possy isn't really doing anything productive. Unless you consider sawing the paper cranes in half productive.*
*Then there's a small explosion among the were paper cranes*
Pheor: WOOHOO! FIRE!
The fire goes out due to fire-proof-ness*
Pheor: OAO
Aurora: Hahaha! *Throws some paper cranes at Pheor*
Pheor: Firefirefirefirefire*turns Burning Avian into it's Pheonix form*
INTERCERPTION! *Puffball!Crazy pops out of the masses of paper cranes and shoots the cranes out of the air*
Pheor: OH LOOKAT EM GO EVERYWHERE OWO
Aurora: What the-?!
Crazy: *seems to be going for Aurora*
*Burning Avian goes along with crazy*
Pheor: HEY WHERES EVERYBODY GOING?
*Unamused Aurora is unamused. She pulls her spear out and uses it to defend herself while using her other hand to throw paper cranes*
*Crazy goes right around her and right at his brother. Master is not amused.*
*Burning Avian However takes the initiave TO go for Aurora, wacking away cranes as it nears*
Pheor: ~
Nysha: OMGEEEE. AURORA WAS BEING CONTROLLED THIS WHOLE TIEM!
Positive: *GASPS*
*The fire-proof-ness wears off the paper cranes*
Pheor: hey guys I'm still confused. what are we doing?
Aurora: Alright, how about we just stop fighting with fire?
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Crazy: Who said fire? *le fyre*
Aurora: NOOOO, stop using that glow-y shit!
Crazy: Oh. Ohkay.
Aurora: You're in a room full of PAPER and you want to use FIRE?
Destruct: Why NOT?
Aurora: YOU'LL KILL US ALL!
Destruct: That is one little tiny flaw.
Master: I don't believe that counts as TINY *tackled by Nysha, who he hits back into Possy*
Destruct: MAYBE IT IS
Aurora: I agree. It does NOT count as "tiny".
Destruct: It's fun sized?
Master: You're an idiot.
Destruct: I have a new name? "an idiot"?
Aurora: *Facepalm*
Master: Yeah, sure. *to Possy* And will you turn those OFF?
Positive: Nevah! I must use them to kill the Were Paper Cranes
Crazy: *WANTS BADLY*
Destruct: If I were an actual reaper, I'd show you just how silly this is by using my scythe on them. :l
*MK's still recording up on his perch called a tall ass bookshelf*
Positive: ...Why are you looking at me like that? .-.
Crazy: That is the greatest weapon I have ever seen ever.
Positive: You like 'em?
Crazy: A lot. Got names for 'em?
Positive: Yep. Thanatos and Kratos.
~(in a dress. Don't you dare ask)
Crazy: Can I..? *wants to hold it. Meanwhile, Master has retreated to very far away from him*
Positive: Sure.
*Crazy obtained Thanatos & Kratos. Master obtained the skill "RUN THE FUCK AWAY WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE"*
~(At this point, "Bodies" started playing on my iTunes. I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP)
Positive: *She looks at Master* What's your problem? They're just Chainsaw Nunchuks. *Shrugs*
Master: THAT'S THE PROBLEM *he's gone into a little space in the bookshelf, and is not coming out any time soon*
Positive: What the hell could one possibly do with Chainsaw Nunchucks?
Meta: Kill everyone and everything? *HE'S SO HELPFUL WITH HIS MYSTERIOUS ADVICE*
Destruct: LIke every weapon could.
Positive: They've hardly got any gas left in 'em. He'd probably only kill one or two people.
Master: *STARES*
Positive: ...What?
Nysha: Is this bad?
Positive: Dunno.
Crazy: .... I haven't even done anything yet ;A;
Positive: I'm not saying ya will.
Crazy: .................
Positive: ...What's with the sudden silence?
Destruct: I'm secretly mourning the lost of intelligence in the room.
Positive: NO ONE ASKED YOU.
Master: *OOC'ingly shaking and panicking*
Destruct: Obviously.  Because there must be a lot of nobodies in this room.
Positive: God dammit it's just Chainsaw Nunchucks.
Destruct: Let's get Sora into here!  We're all going to die.
Positive: Oh NOVA....we aren't going to die, okay?!
Meta: *sets the camera down and gets down* The problem more or less is we just gave his violent alternate personality CHAINSAW. NUNCHUKS.
Positive: AND WHAT, I'M SOME MOTHA FUCKIN PSYCHIC?! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT HE HAD AN ALTERNATE VIOLENT PERSONALITY?!
Wuji: .........
Positive: ...Can I have my Chainsaws back? Please?
Wuji: ... How... about no.
Positive: THEY'RE MY CHAINSAWS, ASSHOLE.
Wuji: I'll cut ya a deal. I use em for a minute or two, then ya get 'em back. Fair?
Positive: ...Uhh...Okay? But only for a minute.
*The sound Master makes is not natural in any way, shape, or forme.*
Positive: No killing anyone though. uwu
Wuji: I'm perfectly fine with that. *slowly glances over to Master* It wasn't my... intent to, anyways.
Positive: *Staaaare* I find myself doubting your words.
Wuji: *glares daggers back* Why would I? Killing the *censor* won't amuse me for long. Now... if he stays ALIVE.... *he pauses and looks around* I wonder.... how many of you don't die easily...? *starting to grin a little*
*Positive points to Aurora, who, in turn, makes a strangled sound*
Wuji: *is amused by said sound. He then looks back towards Master, who is literally panicking so bad the whole bookshelf is shaking.*
Aurora: I DON'T WANT TO DIIIIIIIE. I HAVE A JOB. AND SOMEONE TO WATCH AFTER.
Wuji: .... Your point is?
Aurora: DON'T. TOUCH. ME.
Wuji: Heh, if that was an attempt at indimidating me, you're pretty fucking bad at it.
Aurora: ... D:
Wuji: *is quick to realize Thanatos is out of gas, and Kratos is low on it*
Positive: Told you they'd run out of gas before he killed anyone. But noooo, no one believes me!
Wuji: ... who said anything about them running? ... They're still pretty sharp...
*MORE STRANGLED NOISES FROM AURO*
*Wuji rushes Aurora with the CHAINSAW. NUNCHUKS*
*Auro jumps to the side, dodging Wuji's attack*
*Wuji hits her with the other one*
Destruct: WAAATCHHH OUUUUUTT BECAUSE I'M. ABOUT- wait, is the battle even going on still
Nysha: *absent*
Destruct: Okay, it is. I'M ABOUT TO RELEASE MY RAAAAGEE
Aurora: *Hisses, and slowly backs away from Wuji*
Wuji: *turns towards Master, and turns Kratos on*
Positive: Oooookay, you've had more than a minute with my chainsaw nunchucks. Gimmie.
Wuji: Oh, I'll "give you" them, all right. Right in the chest. *turns away from her and back to Master*
Positive: ...I HAVE NO CHEST THOUGH?
Wuji: I'LL FUCKING END YOU, SMART ASS
Positive: I'M DEAD, HAHAHAHA. YOU CAN'T KILL SOMETHING THAT'S DEAD. ISH.
Wuji: Fuck off or I'll stab you until ya end up in the ninth circle of fucking hell.
Destruct: Was that at me?  Because I was about to RELEASE MY RAGE.  But then I realized...I'm not armed...
Wuji: You shut the fuck up.
Positive: HAND OVER THE CHAINSAW NUNCHUCKS, BOYO.
*Wuji hands her Kratos right into her face. On.*
Destruct: No. D:<  *Glare of doooooom*
*PLATO USED TACKLE ON WUJI! I HAVE NO CLUE HOW EFFECTIVE THAT IS!*
*IT WASN'T VERY FUCKING EFFECTIVE*
Plato: NO ONE CHAINSAWS ANY OF MY SISTERS TO THE FACE BUT...UH...NO ONE!
*Plato proceeds to get intimate with the wall. Courtesy of Wuji*
Aurora: Hey, he tried. *She grabs her spear and moves in between Wuji and Master*
*Wuji promptly cuts her out of the way like a hot knife and butter*
Aurora: Do you really think cutting me in half will help you?
Wuji: Nah, I just like cutting bitches in half. *He promptly goes after Master again. By now, Master's regained most of his ability (and sanity), and shuts down Kratos*
Aurora: Honestly. *She whacks Wuji with her spear. :3*
*Wuji hits her with Thanatos*
Aurora: *Whacks Wuji over the head with her spear's shaft. *
*Aaaaaand Wuji goes down like a "example here"*
Aurora: ...Eh?
Master: That works too
Positive: MY CHAINSAW NUNCHUCKS. *Runs over, grabs them, then runs out of the room not giving at shit about the fact that she is now bleeding profusely from her face*
Master: ...
Aurora: ...Will he be okay?
Master: Yeah.
Aurora: Well, that's good.
*Meta has retrieved the camera and exited by now*
Aurora: Well, I'm going to go peel the "man of the sea" off the wall now...
Master: That might be a good idea.
Aurora: He's out like a light. ^^'
Master: Not surprised.
Aurora: I'm sure he'll be fine. His thick skull will have protected him from brain damage. Not that it'd be a problem for him..
Master: I'd say the same for Crazy, honestly.
Aurora: *Chuckles*
Master: Anyway, I apologize for Wuji's behavior... and my own, a bit. I should have noticed Wuji was going to show.
Aurora: Hey, it's fine. I don't think anyone was hurt too bad.
Master: I hope so.
Aurora: ...I should probably go check up on Possy-- Wait a minute, who am I kidding? She disinfects her god damn chainsaws after she uses them.
Master: As long as she doesn't talk to them like they are actual people, we're okay.
Aurora: She doesn't as far as I know. Maybe we should ask Plato when he gets up.
Master: *sigh* Good.
Aurora: Then again, I don't see her all the time.
Master: And we're rarely here.
Aurora: Yeahhhh, we should ask Plato.
Master: How long do you think it'll be for him to wake?
Aurora: Dunno. I could get water to throw on him..
*Aurora gets a look before Master summons some water and dumps it on Plato*
Plato: WHUZZA?!
Master: Good evening to you too. You okay?
Plato: Yeah, I think so. My face hurts though...
Master: *SNARK* I wonder why
Aurora: Really. You had to be snarky?
Master: Yes.
Aurora: *Rolls her eyes*
Master: Anyway. Plato. We were going to ask you. Has Positive ever spoken directly to her chainsaws?
Plato: ...Yeah. Once or twice, I think. Maybe more times. *Shrugs* She calls them her babies.
Master: But it is not like... TALKING to them , like they are actual people, I mean
Plato: Once. Just once. Platinum yelled at her. She probably still does it behind our backs.
Master: *sighs* Could become an issue. Keep an eye on her. Make sure they aren't full out conversations. We don't want her turning into Wuji or anything like him.
Plato: Whoa, are you trying to say that my sister will turn into a psychotic, sadistic murderer?
Master: No, I'm saying that she could get more psychotic if she's delusional.
Plato: *Sighs* She's responsible. She's capable of making friends. I highly doubt she'll turn into Wuji number two.
Master: *shrugs* Touche.
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Aurora: Well...I'm going to go. I have...duties to attend to.
Master: *is tactful enough to not speak outloud to her* [[Yes, because your lord wants to hear about paper crane wars.]]
Plato: I have pranks to pull. Later~ *He leaves*
*Master looks at Aurora for a reaction*
Aurora: Don't you DARE blow my cover.
Master: Why shouldn't I? What will it get you?
Aurora: ...Just...Please don't blow my cover. That's all I ask.
Master: Still deciding on your loyalties, huh? Fine, I won't speak of this.
Aurora: Thank you.
*Crazy finally wakes up directly after this*
Aurora: Nice to see you awake, Crazy. I apologize for hitting you over the head with my spear.
Crazy: Did ya? Hm, accepted. Wasn't technically me, anyways
Aurora: I suppose that's true. Well, I'm off. *She leaves.*
*AND SO THEY LEAVE, LEAVING POOR DESTRUCT UNDER THE GALLONS OF PAPER CRANES! WILL ANYONE SAVE HIM? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF  SONIC X- NO JUST KIDDING HE'S JUST BEING OVEREXPOSED AND BEING TURNED INTO A WERE PAPER CRANE THAT'S ALL* ~Neutral Ending
Someone would have told Possy what could happen if she gave Crazy Thanatos and Kratos, thus she would not give them to him. Master would have managed to convince Aurora that spying for 02 was not worth it, and Destruct would not have been left to drown in Paper Cranes. THAT'S HOW YOU GET THE GOOD ENDING GUYS
OR EVERYONE COULD DIE THE END~ Bad Ending