Witch's House RP- PART TWO

Aurora: *Sighs* Let's just go. And be careful in this next part, okay?
Shadow: How careful?
Aurora: If you aren't careful you risk dying. *She goes to the door and holds it open for Shadow*
Shadow: *kinda stares at Kyubey for a moment*
Kyubey: Oh, yes, you guys would risk dying.
Aurora: No. The only one at the risk of dying is Shadow.
Shadow: I've been through the god damn atmosphere. *he picks up Kyubey*
Aurora: Good luck. Stay on your guard.
Kyubey: :u
*Shadow looks in, and nearly gets a knife to the head. He takes the pillow, puts it on his right side (also covering Kyubey) and RUNS LIKE HELL, occasionally jumping over knives, or even damn running on them because he's fucking Shadow*
*When Shadow gets to the next room, Auro is leaning against a wall*
Shadow: Of course you're here first.
Aurora: ...So?
Shadow: *drops the pillow, and lets Kyubey go. He only got hit with one knife out of a fruffrillion* So how did you get ahead?
Aurora: *She smiles* Simple, really. I'll explain later.
Shadow: Simple my damn fourth chaos emerald.
Kyubey: If you make a contract with me, you can get your fourth chaos emerald.
Aurora: I hope you like frogs. Or at least like them less than Big.
Shadow: .. what? Can you wait a second? *Shadow removes the knife, then rips up the pillow to make a makeshift bandage* Okay, go on.
Aurora: I hope you like frogs less than Big does. *She heads over to a door.*
Shadow: Uh...? *follows*
Aurora: *She opens the door. There's a little pond in the room, and sitting in the pond is a frog. Said frog doesn't seem to like Aurora much.*
Shadow: *approaches, and bends down near the edge of the pond* Hey, little guy.
Kyubey: I BET I CAN SPEAK FROG. RIBBIT RIBBIT, LITTLE FROG
Shadow: Kyubey! You're scaring it.
Frog: *Swims over to Shadow, and promptly jumps onto his shoulder*
Shadow: *pats it*
Frog: ❤
Shadow: Aurora? Now what?
Aurora: *She goes out of the room* Go south from here. There will be a small bridge. Send the frog across it.
Shadow: I.. why? What if I don't want to throw the thing?
Kyubey: YOU COULD THROW m- IF I WOULD LET YOU HAHA
Shadow: I stopped you from getting stabbed a billion times a bit ago. Be more considerate.
Kyubey: Have you ever been on a truck enthusaist's bad side?
Shadow: Have you ever been on an alien overlord's bad side?
Aurora: *Sighs* I didn't mean to throw the damn thing across! Put it on the ground infront of this bridge, you dip!
Shadow: OH. Okay. *he follows her*
*So Auro brings Shadow (And the frog!) to a bridge. It's too thin to support Auro's or Shadow's weight, but it looks like the frog can cross it.
*Shadow places the frog on the bridge, and asks it to cross and flip the switch*
*The frog happily does so, and then returns to Shadow*
Shadow: *pats it and returns it to his shoulder*
Aurora: Come on. *She brings Shadow to another door, which had been locked before flipping the switch*
Shadow: Coming. *he grabs Kyubey and goes*
Aurora: *Once again, she holds the door open for Shadow* I can't help you in this room, but here's what I CAN tell you: make the room symmetrical.
Shadow: Easy enough.
Aurora: Fine.
Kyubey: SYMMMMETRICAL
*Shadow ignores him, and makes the two halves of the room symmetrical before noticing a note*
Kyubey: PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS A NOTE
Shadow: *rips it off the wall*
*They hear an unlocking sound somewhere*
Kyubey: IT UNLOCKS THE TRUTH
Shadow: Kyubey. Shut up.
*So when they go through the door, Auro has somehow beaten them (again), despite not even going through the room with them.*
Shadow: So, what next?
Aurora: Through the next door, and let NOTHING distract you.
Shadow: *nods* Kyubey, can you stay here until I get to the other side?
Aurora: It's only dangerous if you stop. *She shrugs*
Shadow: Still. Is it a straight line, or?
Kyubey: Yeah. :T I can stay here.
Aurora: Yes. Go straight.
*Kyubey's rolling around on the ground* :U
*Shadow puts the frog on the ground, then heads in*
*KYU IS MOLESTED BY FRO- NO KIDDING FROG JUST STARES AT KYU*
Kyubey: are you wondering if I am a giant fly. Why are you staring at me like that, no, stahp
Frog: *Stare*
Kyubey: MY BEAUTY IS TOO GREAT FOR YOU TO TAKE IN
Shadow: *still in the doorway, laughing*
Kyubey: *he poses in a stupid fashion*
Shadow: Kyubey, sttoooooppppppp (in the name of love/hammer time)
Frog: *STARES SOME MORE*
Kyubey: I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL
Frog: *STARES*
Shadow: Guys, can you both stop so I don't face certain demise when I ACTUALLY go in?
Kyubey: awahhh :u fine
*Shadow goes in, shuts his eyes, and walks in a straight line*
*When he opens his eyes, he's through the room. :U*
Shadow: *sighs then yells* Okay, you guys can come now!
*So they come in. Woo.*
Kyubey: GREAT JOB, But it's a long road ahead of being perfect!
Shadow: I'm taking that as a compliment.
Aurora: Shadow, grab your friend the frog.
*Shadow does*
Aurora: See that door over there? Shove the frog through the window in it.
Shadow: Huh? Why?
Aurora: It's either that or risk being killed.
Shadow: What could a tiny little frog do? Why don't we shove Kyubey in or something? He comes back.
Kyubey: THE WINDOW INTO THE HEART OR SOMETHING and I taste better than a frog - wait what
Shadow: ... You seem to come back too, Aurora.
Aurora: ...What are you implying?
Shadow: That the both of you revive from just about everything so far.
Kyubey: I mean, that's what I'm supposed to do. Magical girls hate me, y'know?  They kill me..a lot.
Aurora: *Sighs* Just shove the frog through.
Kyubey: :T Or make a contract with me.
Shadow: I'd like to not. What if I decide to shove your immortal ass in there?
Aurora: I would have to go through a great deal of pain.
Kyubey: kay
*Kyubey just jumps into the window* :U
Shadow: .... Well then.
Aurora: ...That works too.
Shadow: *pats the frog again*
Aurora: I hope you're happy. You get to keep your frog.
*Happy Shadow is happy*
Kyubey: Hostile, aren't you? :T
Shadow: *jumps a fruffrillion feet, and ends up back in the corner*
Aurora: *Sighs, and opens the door* Let's go Shadow.
Shadow: ... G-gimme a minute. *petting the frog to calm down*
Aurora: Fine.
Kyubey: Man, you're crazy.  You think I'm scary because I come back to life? Have you ever seen Jubey die?  Man, that would scar you for life.
*One minute later, Shadow recovers and heads to the door with the frog, which he decides to name Geraldo, wielder of flamethrowers*
*The next room is damp, and the walls are cracked.*
Kyubey: It's cracked -- like Shadow's sanity!
Shadow: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
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Aurora: ...Really.
Shadow: *boots Kyubey back down the stairs* Next thing, Aurora?
Aurora: *She goes out of the room* This way.
*Shadow follows*
*They find themselves in a hallway full of cat statues.*
Shadow: As long as Kyubey doesn't come flying out of any of those, I'm okay.
*Once they get to the end of the hall, one of the cat statues' heads moves.*
*Shadow jumps*
Aurora: Ignore it. *She continues through the hall, and stops at some stairs.*
Shadow: *mutters* Easy for you to say
Aurora: Pardon?
Shadow: I said that's easy for me today. What? I've been ignoring stuff for a while now.
Aurora: ...Alright then. *She heads up the stairs*
*Shadow follows, letting out a "Aw yiiss" under his breath*
Aurora: *She leans against a wall.* There's four doors here. Only go through the door with one eye open.
Shadow: ..... So... I would assume this one? *is standing in front of a door. One eye is open, one is not*
Aurora: Correct.
Shadow: Hooray. What do I win?
Aurora: Air.
Kyubey: A BOOT TO THE HEAD
Aurora: Hello Kyubey.
Shadow: *tries to keep a smile off his face* Oh, there you are Kyubey.
Kyubey: You thought I died, right?  Nope.
Aurora: Let's continue.
Shadow: Right-o
*So Auro goes through the door. :U*
*Shadow follows*
*They end up in a corridor. Auro heads down it, not the slightest bit afraid despite a loud noise that sounds suspiously like something very big and heavy being slammed into the floor.*
*Shadow jumps a little, but follows*
*Auro stops at a door* Go through here, and you've gone throughabout three fourths of the house.
Shadow: Hooray. *he goes through*
Kyubey: *Kyubey follows* :u
*And then Auro follows them.* The objective on this floor is to make sound in all four rooms.*
Shadow: This first one is easy enough. Does it matter what I play...? *he seats himself at the piano*
Kyubey: PLAY MY THEME!!
Aurora: I don't recommend playing it.
Shadow: Oh... OH. *he gets up from the seat rather quickly*
Aurora: There's another way to make sound in all the rooms.
Shadow: ... yes, but I'm lazy and want to really get this over with. Can I just lean over the seat and play or something?
Aurora: The clock.~ There's a clock here.~ Clocks are loud in dead silence like this.~
Shadow: ... I guess, true that.
Aurora: Go into the right room. Make some sound in there.
Shadow: Kyubey, anything useful to say?
Kyubey: Nooses are bad.
Shadow: Excellent. *he heads into the next room*
*There are several paintings along one wall, and some pumpkins scattered around. Some have faces carved into them, and one doesn't*
Shadow: *looks around at the pumpkins, unsure what to do*
Aurora: *She comes into the room, and approaches the one pumpkin with nothing carved into it. She then hits it*
*Shadow approaches and hits it again*
*AND THEN AURO HITS IT AGAIN *
*AND THEN SHADOW HITS IT WITH KYUBEY *
*The other door in the room opens*
Shadow: That worked. *he drops Kyubey*
Aurora: *She goes through the now opened door*
*Shadow follows*
*Inside the room there's a chair, a plant, a mirror, a statue of a woman, a statue of a man, and a clock, as well as a note that says "I can be the sun. I can be the sand. I can be a bird. What am I?"*
Shadow: Hmm. *he stops to think*
Aurora: *Laughs quietly* This should be entertaining to watch.
Shadow: Was that a hint? Hm.... Ah! A clock!
*A turn key falls out of the clock*
Shadow: *retrieves it*
Aurora: There's sheet music in the room that we came from. Have fun finding it. And keeping it.
Shadow: ... One thing at a time? Lemme get this clock started.
Aurora: You can't until you get the King Key.
Shadow: Key? An actual key? Or a piano key?
Aurora: It's a turn key. Like that one there. But the one that we have is the Queen Key.
Shadow: Ah, okay. Going back then.
Aurora: Alright.
Shadow: *heads in, and has no idea what to do until he notices that he recognizes one of the paintings. He observes it for a few moments, then notices a tiny mark in the wall across from it. He goes to examine it.*
*The mark turns out to be a slit in the wall. There's some sheet music in said slit. Will Shadow pull it out?*
*Shadow very carefully does, keeping an eye on his surroundings*
*MONA LISA COMES OUT OF THE PAINTING AND TRIES TO ATTACK SHADOW*
*Shadow makes an unnatural screech and he throws the picture frame at Mona Lisa*
Kyubey:  YOU MAKE ME LOOK SANE
Mona Lisa: ARKFJDKLFJ-- *Is hit by the picture frame, and dies*
Shadow: Kyubey, you don't have sanity. Or emotions. I do, and they're starting to run amok. Aurora, tell me that doesn't happen again
*Auro tries to keep her composure, then cracks up.*
Shadow: ..... damn *he starts laughing*
Aurora: Y-you should have seen your face...! I-it was hilarious! Ahahaha!
Shadow: Aw, nobody get video of that shit right here?! Damn!
*Auro finally calms down, though she's grinning like an idiot* Alright, back on task.
Shadow: If that happens again, get it on damn camera or something, I don't care how. It'll never happen again.
Aurora: I'll try. Now, as for that sheet music you got, we can go put it on the piano.  The Queen Key can be used on the music box.
Shadow: Got it. *Shadow goes back to the piano, drops Kyubey onto the seat, and puts the sheet music on the piano*
*The piano crushes Kyu, then begins to play itself*
Shadow: *exits and goes to find the music box. Once he finds it, he sticks the key in*
*The music box plays itself, and then another turn key appears. :U*
*Shadow takes that into the clock room, and stares up at the clock for a moment before grabbing a chair and climbing up on it to put the key in*
*Once the turn key is in, the clock begins ticking, and an unlocking sound is heard somewhere.*
Shadow: Hm? Where's that from, now?
Aurora: The piano room, most likely.
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Shadow: *heads there*
*Auro follows him, and gestures to the door on the other side of the room*
Shadow: *heads towards it* What next?
Aurora: ...You go in? Now, do you need me to hold your hand while you open the door?
Shadow: That's not what I meant. *he opens the door and heads in*
*In the room, there's a statue of a woman. She seems to be crying..*
Shadow: *carefully approaches, clearly bothered by this*
Kyubey: It looks like a statue of a magical girl who's about to turn into a witch!
Shadow: Kyubey, you aren't helping.
Aurora: *Sighs, irritated* You just noticed? And that statue is looking for her ring.
Shadow: Which is probably in a different room.
Aurora: That is correct.
Shadow: All right. *he doubles back*
*The piano room suddenly has a fire place. *
Shadow: *grabs Kyubey and sticks him in the fireplace* See a ring in there? And actually be helpful in your answer for once.
Aurora: ...You have to go in there, Shadow. There's a ladder to go down.
Shadow: Oh. So there is. *he drops Kyubey and looks at Aurora* You okay? You don't sound so good.
Kyubey: LADDER. 'M TRYING TO THINK OF A BAD PUN.  BUT IT ISN'T A STEP LADDER..
Aurora: I'm fine. You should be more worried about yourself, Shadow.
Kyubey: BETWEEN DYING AND LIVING, I PREFER THE LADDER
Shadow: I guess so.. *he jumps down, only grabbing the ladder to stop*
*Auro follows Shadow down*
Shadow: *hops outta the fireplace and looks around* Oh. Here again.
Aurora: Mhm. We have to go to the kitchen. Again.
Shadow: Fantastic. *he flips the table again on his way out*
Aurora: ...Did you really have to do that?
Shadow: It makes me feel better.
Aurora: Okay...
Shadow: Now... *looks around the kitchen* I'd like to assume its in some absurd place as apposed to just being on the floor
Aurora: *She points to a pot on the stove * ...Does inside a pot count as absurd?
Kyubey: I count as absurd.
Shadow: Erm.. Moderatel--Kyubey, that is the most logical thing you've said today.
Kyubey: ABSURDLY FUNNY AHA AHA AHA AHA
Aurora: No you don't. You count as annoying.
Kyubey: No it isn't.  But if you make a contract with me, I can say more logical things.
*The angry sound Shadow makes at Kyubey is not friggin' natural and should be feared as such*
Aurora: Kyubey, just stop with the contracts.
Shadow: *rolls his eyes* Eh. *looks in the pot*
*There's cabbage and some sort of meat in the pot...*
Shadow: I'm getting the feeling just reaching in is a really bad idea.
*Auro comes back inside the kitchen from whatever the hell she was doing, and hands Shadow a pair of chopsticks*
Shadow: .. That works too! *he manages to get the ring out with some careful chopstick work*
Aurora: You're welcome. Now, let's go.
Shadow: ... What do I do with these? *the chopsticks, he means*
Aurora: I'll deal with 'em. *She takes them and leaves through another door in the kitchen. She comes back after a few minutes*
Shadow: Allright. *he doubles back, and starts heading up the fireplace ladder. He ends up totally covered in soot when he gets out*
*Auro follows him, though she's moving noticably slower.*
Kyubey: So zetta slow!  You're too slow!
Shadow: .. haha, you're hilarious, Kyubey. *kicks him back into the fireplace* And I'm clearly a shadow. Moving on.
Kyubey: Of a Collosus?
Aurora: Give the ring to that statue.
Shadow:... Kyubey, are you calling me fat? *he hands the statue the ring*
Kyubey: Possibly. Haha.  FAT CHANCE
*They hear an unlocking sound. Auro heads over to a door in the room, indicating that its the door they have to go through.*
*Shadow gives Kyubey a glare, shakes off the soot all over the place, and heads on through*
Kyubey:  Dang!  That SOOTED you.
*The next room is more stairs . At the top of the stairs there are four pedestals. There are dolls on three of them*
*Shadow doesn't even ask, and rearranges the dolls*
*UNLOCKING SOUND YAY*
Shadow: Haha, I didn't even need to ask that time.
Aurora: ...Let's continue.
Shadow: Okay.
Kyubey: Press "A" to continue!
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*Shadow boots Kyubey*
Aurora: ...Can't you two be friends? For a little while?
Kyubey: JUST BE FRIENDS
Shadow: I think I am incapable of tolerating this thing.
Aurora: Then ignore him.
Kyubey: ;-;
Shadow: Quickly men, to the doorway!
Aurora: *Sighs, and opens the door*
Kyubey: UPPER-RIGHT PAW, LOWER-LEFT PAW
Shadow: .... Lets play a game called "Aurora does everything because she knows what she's doing!" And Kyubey, what.
Kyubey: It's a marching song!  I just have four paws.
Aurora: Hurry up you two.
Shadow: *le runs past*
*The room that Shadow enters has grass on the floor, and lots of roses. Wow grass growing in a house*
Kyubey: ROSES AREN'T RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, THIS MAKES NO SENSE, REFRIDGERATOR
Shadow: ... what is this, a garden room?
Aurora: SHUT UP.
Kyubey: WILL THAT BE YOUR WISH- I'M JOKING. LIKE I'D WANT TO MAKE A CONTRACT WITH YOU :U
*Auro decides she's had enough of Kyubey's bullshit, so she grabs him/her/IT by the tail and throws him/her/IT at a bench.*
Kyubey: It's a bench. It's all normal and benchy.
Aurora: SHUT UP ALREADY!
*MEANWHILE Shadow is figuring out the puzzle on his own*
Geraldo: *STARE*
*And Dusk falls onto Shadow. Somehow. THIS IS A WITCH'S HOUSE AND LOGIC ESCAPES IT*
Kyubey: FROGOUT >:U *he hides under the bench*
*Shadow almost panics and nearly tosses Dusk into Kyubey. And does anyway*
Dusk: ow!
Aurora: You alright?
Geraldo: *SSTTAAAAARRREEEE*
Dusk: i fell from who knows what, and onto shad, then thrown all in a few seconds. yes. quite frankly i am fine.
Aurora: That's good.
Shadow: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM?!
Kyubey: I wonder what roses taste like.
Dusk: I dont know. *starts chuckling* but your face was priceless. Wherever I came from, found a diamond o3o
Shadow: Erm... fantastic? Now let me finish this puzzle?
Dusk: oooh! puzzles~! what picture does it make?
Aurora: *Slaps Dusk* You numbskull.
Dusk: what?
*Shadow returns with a triumphant look on his face as the next door unlocks*
Aurora: Good job Shadow.
Shadow: Why, thank you.
Aurora: You're welcome.
Shadow: So.. next room?
Dusk: ja?
Aurora: Yeah.
*They move on, and for the sake of time and effort, they complete the next part*
Aurora: Shadow, there's a hole over here. We have to go through it.
Shadow: *waits for a moment* Okay... why is it suddenly so quiet?
Dusk: because im not making smartass remarks?
Aurora: I don't know...
Shadow: .... Did Kyubey leave?
Aurora: Yeah..
Shadow: FINALLYYYYYYY!!!
Aurora: ...Moving on.
Dusk: *peeks into hole, curious* ?
Aurora: Dusk, we have to let Shadow go first.
Dusk: Ok...? *steps aside*
Shadow: *sighs*
Aurora: Go on.
Shadow: *sticks Geraldo in one of his spikes, and walks in*
Dusk: *stands and watches*
*It's pitch black in the room, but there is a clearly visible note on a door that reads "COME TO MY ROOM".*
Shadow: Hehhehheh, that's what she said. *expects to get hit*
*The note turns into purple smoke and the door opens. :3*
Shadow: *warily enters*
*WOOO STAIRCASE*
Shadow: No, stairs, my worst enemy, oh noes. *he chuckles and heads up the stairs*
*He finds himself in a hallway. There's a door at the end of the hallway, and someone seems to be sitting there.*
Shadow: Hm? Uhm.. hello?
*He gets no response.*
*Shadow slowly approaches*
*Upon getting closer, Shadow realizes it's none other than Aurora herself. There's large shard of what appears to be wood in her stomach. From the looks of her, she been like this a while.*
Shadow: *takes a minute to absorb this, then makes a sound that is NOT earth-natural*
*There's a loud thump from behind Shadow*
*Shadow very slowly turns around*
*BOOM, DUSK'S BODY IS LYING ON THE GROUND. IT LOOKS BAD. BUT IN A REALLY GROSS WAY. LIKE, BUGS LIVING IN THE DEAD BODY KINDA WAY*
Shadow: *does not react well, to put it lightly* ...... *just stares for another moment before Geraldo shaking his spine a little catches his attention. Shadow rips his eyes away and makes his way to the door*
*So he enters ~The Witch's Room~. There's a bed in the middle of the room. The bed and floor are covered in old blood. In the corner of the room (Said corner is spotless), there's a desk. On said desk is a...diary?*
Shadow: *doesn't really want to approach, but he does anyway*
"My sickness is going to kill me. So...I'll take his body from him. I'll live on in his body. That's fine, right? Because we're "friends". He'll give me his body...Because we're "friends". So...Today, we should play some more. Right? Shadow?"
Shadow: ....... w... what?! That.... the handwriting looks like .... no, it can't be....
*Shadow hears the sound of something (or someone) dragging themselves over to him.*
*Shadow slowly turns, starting to shake a little*
*The girl that Shadow sees looks /slightly/ similar to Maria. But she's missing her legs and seems to be missing her eyes.*
Shadow: *makes this raspy sound, and backs into the desk*
?: ...Ghhhb...fhhhhhj...
Shadow: .......
*The legless girl goes straight for Shadow*
Shadow: *nearly climbs up on the desk*
*She grabs his leg. GAAAASP*
Shadow: *freezes up, and attempts searching the face for anything he recognizes*
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?: ...Shadow..help me...
Shadow: *chokes a little, unable to speak. He backs away as much as he possibly can and stares*
?: ....Shadow...I beg of you...
Shadow: ...... As... much as I would switch to help you, I can't. I have a purpose to fulfill. *he attempts pulling away*
?: *She tightens her grip on Shadow's leg.*
Shadow: .... What? Can't say anything to convince me? *he pulls his leg from her grip* Don't switches only work from trust?
?: .....That's....where you're wrong....
Shadow: *backs away even more*
?: *Drags herself closer to Shadow.* ...Why don't we switch...?
Shadow: Why don't we not? *he backs into the door*
?: *She lunges, moving with surprising speed*
Shadow: Ai! *he jumps up and over her before throwing/flipping the desk towards the wall and promptly escaping through the hole*
?: *Makes this...weird gurgling noise, then gives chase.*
*Shadow rips through the house as fast as he can, ignoring distractions and his own growing exaustion*
*Eventually, the Witch catches up to Shadow*
*Shadow suddenly makes a sharp turn and doubles back into a room*
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*The witch apparently loses Shadow, and goes and drags her ass elsewheres*
*Meanwhile, Shadow is jumping out of the fireplace three floors down. He is, once again, totally covered in soot.*
*The Witch blocks Shadow at the doorrrr*
*Shadow jumps over her again, hitting her with a blast of air/fire from his shoe on the way*
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*The floorboards crack underneath Shadow*
*Shadow switches from the floor to the wall. He's still fast enough to do it*
*The witch hauls herself into what qualifies as a sitting position when you have no legs, and grabs the thing nearest to her- in this case, a glass vase- and throws it at Shadow*
*Shadow dodges by going to the ceiling, but he loses velocity and goes back to running on the floor*
*Whoop whoop, more floorboards crack under Shadow. The witch, meanwhile, is still throwing things at him. Most of these things are glass.*
*Shadow dodges the best he can, and his knife wound from earlier starts to hurt again*
*The doors in the hallway slam shut*
Shadow: DAMN! *brakes and glances behind him*
*The witch isn't too far behind Shadow. SHE IS CLEARLY A GOD-- no not really*
Shadow: *stares and kicks the door down before continuing RUNNING FOR HIS LIFE*
*The witch follows closely behind.*
*Shadow slams into the front doors, finally getting outside. He picks up part of the broken machete and hurls it at the witch*
*The broken machete hits the witch's arm. The witch smiles.* As I said before Shadow, I can switch bodies with you at any time. It's in your best interest to refrain from wounding me.
Shadow: Since when could you speak right?! *he backs away and steps on something. He flips the object up to his field of vision, and grins a little as he recognizes it instantly*
?: I could speak right this whole time.
Shadow: Fantastic. I'm not giving you another chance to do it. *He carefully aims his pistol* This is the end of you. You're going straight to hell! *he fires every bullet in his modified pistol. That is, A LOT*
*The witch gives Shadow this hurt look right before she dies.*
Shadow: ..... It's over.... *he turns away, then gets rather dizzy. He takes a glance back to the house- which is changing- before blacking out*
*Shadow wakes up to a jab- or was it a kick?- in the ribs.* Oi! Get up!
Shadow: ...... uh..?
?: Oh good.
*Shadow glances towards the speaker*
*IT'S THE WITCHHHHH. But she has her legs. And her eyes. And doesn't look half dead.*
Shadow: *jumps like a million feet except he doesn't*
?: ...What's with that look? I'm not from outer space.
Shadow: I.... um, sorry. I'm a bit.... disoriented. *he sits up* What in the world happened..?
?: You passed out.
Shadow: ... Oh... *he lays back down and turns on his side, suddenly not feeling too well*
?: ...Hey, you alright?
Shadow: Maybe. *he shakes his head a little* Bad dream bothering me, that's all. But um, I don't think I've seen you before..?
?: ...I don't really like to give out my name, but I'm Lune. My name means 'moon' in French.
Shadow: Ah. *notices Lune looking at something on his other side* Hm?
Lune: .......You are aware that there's a frog right next to you, right?
Shadow: *freezes up befpre turning his head and meeting the glance of Geraldo, wielder of flamethrowers* .... Wait..... then was it not...?
Kyubey: I don't want you jumping to any conclusions, y'know?
*Shadow screams*